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So... In summary Mr. Hootie, your daily life is basically the following:
1. Get up in the morning, (hungover) hop on C.P. and post random shit.
2. Eat breakfast, (leftover stale fast food) and turn on the X-Box.
3. Play Halo for a bit, then hop in the shower. Enter roommate, get pissed on.
4. While in shower, afore mentioned roomie drops a duce and laughs while you both discuss Halo strategy.
5. Both you and roomie do something not gay for a while then off to "work".
6. Get home, turn on Halo, have beer.
7. Go out to bar, try to date rape ex-girlfriend.
8. Go home, continue bender, play Halo.
9. Fart in roomies face and show each other your genitlas.
10. Go to bed, dream of roomies junk, masturbate and keep spooge sock in plain view.
Did I miss anything?
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Originally Posted by Rain Man
I loved the guy on top of the pole starting at around 3:15.
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