Food and Drink Why do I do it to myself? - Page 13

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 07:31 AM

I went to the movies last night...bought a large tub of popcorn...extra extra butter...lots of salt...(I was a little drunk) and proceeded to max out on the thing and eat 80% of it (way too much)...

Right now I am so uncomfortable...I can't move. This has happened before. One time in high school I had mono, and it was the worst month long feeling I've ever had.

I compare this feeling to what, at that time, felt like my deathbed. I can't quite describe it...my stomach feels awful...if I move I feel like I'm going to vomit...and all I can taste is that disgusting butter taste and it makes me think of that popcorn which in turn makes me want to vomit even more.

And then I look around at my apartment that apparently went through a mini tornado last night and my roommates dirty dishes which again, make me want to vomit and off myself.

I hate life right now.

**Baby Lee** · 04-10-2009, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

She also stripped down to her thong at a strip club on stage on Andy's birthday...and pulled down Andy's pants when the strippers were ****ing with him on the stage...revealing Andy's little dingy...and Andy didn't pull up his pants...and the announcer guy started getting REALLY weirded out.

That was an epic night.

Getting the GF to go the strip clubs, and getting her on stage, is the prelude to many an epic night.

Katipan · 04-10-2009, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

We try to keep a healthy medium.

So I'd be cool hanging out with you for like half a night.

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

So I'd be cool hanging out with you for like half a night.

Depends on whether or not you can hold your booze.

**Gonzo** · 04-10-2009, 10:31 AM

So... In summary Mr. Hootie, your daily life is basically the following:

1. Get up in the morning, (hungover) hop on C.P. and post random shit.
2. Eat breakfast, (leftover stale fast food) and turn on the X-Box.
3. Play Halo for a bit, then hop in the shower. Enter roommate, get pissed on.
4. While in shower, afore mentioned roomie drops a duce and laughs while you both discuss Halo strategy.
5. Both you and roomie do something not gay for a while then off to "work".
6. Get home, turn on Halo, have beer.
7. Go out to bar, try to date rape ex-girlfriend.
8. Go home, continue bender, play Halo.
9. Fart in roomies face and show each other your genitlas.
10. Go to bed, dream of roomies junk, masturbate and keep spooge sock in plain view.

Did I miss anything?

keg in kc · 04-10-2009, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

Depends on whether or not you can hold your booze.

This is where she says she's great at holding her liquor...by the ears.

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

So... In summary Mr. Hootie, your daily life is basically the following:

1. Get up in the morning, (hungover) hop on C.P. and post random shit.
2. Eat breakfast, (leftover stale fast food) and turn on the X-Box.
3. Play Halo for a bit, then hop in the shower. Enter roommate, get pissed on.
4. While in shower, afore mentioned roomie drops a duce and laughs while you both discuss Halo strategy.
5. Both you and roomie do something not gay for a while then off to "work".
6. Get home, turn on Halo, have beer.
7. Go out to bar, try to date rape ex-girlfriend.
8. Go home, continue bender, play Halo.
9. Fart in roomies face and show each other your genitlas.
10. Go to bed, dream of roomies junk, masturbate and keep spooge sock in plain view.

Did I miss anything?

That about covers it.

**Baby Lee** · 04-10-2009, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

This is where she says she's great at holding her liquor...by the ears.

Alphabet the bean!!

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 10:35 AM

if you walked by my apartment when we're playing Halo...

you'd hear a lot of racist comments, a lot of screaming, a lot of random words like "green box", "training", "long hall", "one shot", "andy you're terrible", "meat sticks!", "meat dragon!", "I am going to suck your meat dragon!", "I want to feel you deep inside of me!", "I'm going to stick my meat dragon into your meat dungeon..."

I don't know, every day, normal Halo lingo.

I feel bad for anyone who is black that plays on Live.

It's like a gigantic clan meeting in the pre-game lobby.

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 10:36 AM

we actually had our xbox and a few names banned for a week off of live after one of my roommates normal racist tirades...

Katipan · 04-10-2009, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

Depends on whether or not you can hold your booze.

Mine, yours, and probably about 3 other people's tolerances too.

Katipan · 04-10-2009, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Alphabet the bean!!

I have no ****ing idea what this means but I can't stop laughing.

Hootie · 04-10-2009, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Mine, yours, and probably about 3 other people's tolerances too.

Alright but if you trip and get herpes don't blame me.

keg in kc · 04-10-2009, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

I have no ****ing idea what this means

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

Katipan · 04-10-2009, 10:41 AM

OH OH OH its where you write the alphabet with your tongue!

duh.

keg in kc · 04-10-2009, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

OH OH OH its where you write the alphabet with your tongue!

duh.

Oh oh oh, right. I didn't associate "the bean" with the little man in the canoe.

04-10-2009, 07:31 AM
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	Why do I do it to myself? I went to the movies last night...bought a large tub of popcorn...extra extra butter...lots of salt...(I was a little drunk) and proceeded to max out on the thing and eat 80% of it (way too much)... Right now I am so uncomfortable...I can't move. This has happened before. One time in high school I had mono, and it was the worst month long feeling I've ever had. I compare this feeling to what, at that time, felt like my deathbed. I can't quite describe it...my stomach feels awful...if I move I feel like I'm going to vomit...and all I can taste is that disgusting butter taste and it makes me think of that popcorn which in turn makes me want to vomit even more. And then I look around at my apartment that apparently went through a mini tornado last night and my roommates dirty dishes which again, make me want to vomit and off myself. I hate life right now.
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04-10-2009, 10:35 AM	#188
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	if you walked by my apartment when we're playing Halo... you'd hear a lot of racist comments, a lot of screaming, a lot of random words like "green box", "training", "long hall", "one shot", "andy you're terrible", "meat sticks!", "meat dragon!", "I am going to suck your meat dragon!", "I want to feel you deep inside of me!", "I'm going to stick my meat dragon into your meat dungeon..." I don't know, every day, normal Halo lingo. I feel bad for anyone who is black that plays on Live. It's like a gigantic clan meeting in the pre-game lobby.
Posts: 56,356

04-10-2009, 10:36 AM	#189
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	we actually had our xbox and a few names banned for a week off of live after one of my roommates normal racist tirades...
Posts: 56,356

04-10-2009, 10:41 AM	#194
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $-749649	OH OH OH its where you write the alphabet with your tongue! duh. __________________ "Loving him is red."
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