This is the greatest thing in modern history:
1985 by rjazayerli
Ambres just let it fall
He never caught the ball
Just one out to go
Nineteen losses in a row
Our dreams went out the door
After 1994
Only had one good year
When our future seemed so clear
Affeldt was another Koufax
Berroa was gonna be a star
Lima Time could kick some ass
MacDougal threw really hard
Turns out 2003
Was an anomaly
Look at our crappy team
And it’s all been a bad dream
Since Hal McRae, and George Brett
Way before the sun set
There was Frank White, Balboni
No outfield throws nailed Ken Harvey
Fans of teams with big bucks
They tell us that our team sucks
But we’re still preoccupied…with 19, 19, 1985
1985
We had a great rotation
Jackson and Leibrandt
Gubicza, Saberhagen, and even Buddy Black
We loved Dick Howser
Not a better manager
No one ever got a lead
Off Dan Quisenberry
Where’s our shortstop on David Letterman
And why’s our Opening Day starter Scott Elarton
Why is Zack Greinke in Milwaukee
Whatever happened to – Dane Iorg, Sundberg, and Don Denkinger
Hal McRae, and George Brett
Way before the sun set
There was Frank White, and Motley
And no one traded for Neifi
Fans of teams with big bucks
They tell us that our team sucks
We’ve had to swallow our pride…since 19, 19, 1985
We’re fed up
With last place
Why did Schuerholz leave for the Atlanta Braves (Atlanta Braves)
And why did Pena get a subpoena
Please make this stop, stop, stop
And bring back
McRae, and George Brett
Way before the sun set
There was Frank White, and Willie
And no Eduardo Villacis
Fans of teams with big bucks
They tell us that our team sucks
DeJesus didn’t break out in hives…in 1985
Hal McRae, and George Brett
Way before the sun set
There was Frank White, and Lonnie
And no Eduardo Villacis
Fans of teams with big bucks
They tell us that our team sucks
But we’re still preoccupied…with 19, 19, 1985
(All rights reserved, with one exception. Not only do I give the Royals permission to play this song at Kauffman Stadium, but if they do so during a game, I will pledge $100 to a charity of their choice. And if a player uses this as his walk-up music, I’ll donate $100 to a charity of his choice as well.)