So do you all have your wives fill out a questionairre before hitting the sack at night?
When is the last time you pooped?
Do you feel the urge to poop now?
Have you thoroughly scrubbed your bunghole since last pooping?
Showered or just toilet paper?
Are you SURE you scrubbed well and things are sparkly clean?
Do you prefer a rimjob or full on tongue thrusting?
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
- H. L. Mencken