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In Search of a Life
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Fayetteville, AR
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So do you all have your wives fill out a questionairre before hitting the sack at night?
When is the last time you pooped? Do you feel the urge to poop now? Have you thoroughly scrubbed your bunghole since last pooping? Showered or just toilet paper? Are you SURE you scrubbed well and things are sparkly clean? Very well. Do you prefer a rimjob or full on tongue thrusting? Commence analinguis!
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ON CP YOU’RE SOMEBODY’S BITCH!
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In Search of a Life
Join Date: Aug 2001
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Liar. You know you're a freak and will go down even when it's brown.
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ON CP YOU’RE SOMEBODY’S BITCH!
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Da SEI
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My girl is a Steeler fan who hates the Browns and I will ask her, "hey, when was the last time you took the Browns to the Super Bowl?" And she won't get the joke and will be like, "huh?! Never!" For a split second I'll think to myself, "damn that's sexy...I got a girl who doesn't poop."
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