Hi Folks, Jeff Briggs, Olathe Dodge Chrysler Jeep at I-35 and 119th Street. It's Spring, and I've got a lot full of Ram Tough Trucks, Work Trucks, Crew Cabs, Cummins Diesels and a whole lot more. And I've got more Jeep Wranglers than I can swing a dead rat at….so here's the deal. You come in for a test drive today….yes TODAY…and my wife will give you a handie -with her right hand- on the show room floor. Plus get free oil changes for one year. Buy a new Ram Truck, and my daughter will blow your entire family. That's right everyone from Great Grandpa down to little Opie in middle school. And I'll throw in a spray in bed liner, and my wife will give you a SECOND handie -with her left hand- at no extra charge. Folks, I want your trade. I don't care if the car has no engine. I don't care if it has no doors or a windshield, I don't care if there's a dead Mexican in the trunk. I want your trade. So come in and take advantage of me. Seriously. Take advantage of me. You can jam a ball gag down my throat, bend me across my desk and shove a stapler up my ass, and then post pictures on You Tube. I will do ANYTHING to sell you a new Dodge, Chrysler or Jeep vehicle. And this weekend, for Easter I'll be strapped to a giant Cross on the roof of my dealership. Test drive a new Chrysler 300, and you can throw rocks at me. That's right, I said it, test drive a Chrysler 300 and you can stone me on the roof of my dealership. All my prices are out the door. We'll see you on the showroom floor, come get a handie from my wife, a hummer from my daughter, just come in... that's Olathe Dodge Chrysler Jeep!
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