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It's Your Dealer That Makes The Difference...
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_2962844.html She's a sucker for a good deal. Crystal Frantzen, 28, was spotted performing oral sex on 58-year-old Gary Tipton in public "in exchange for a better deal" on a Cadillac she wanted to buy from him, according to a Sullivan County, Tenn. Sheriff's report obtained by the Smoking Gun. Dispatchers received complaints of indecent exposure at a gas station parking lot in Blountville around noon on March 20, WCYB reported. The act was allegedly taking place inside the very car that Tipton was trying to sell, according to the Times News. When Frantzen allegedly confessed, she never specified exactly what price she was hoping to get out of the oral agreement. Frantzen was charged with prostitution, while Tipton was charged with patronizing a prostitute and drug possession. Both have been released on bond. |
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03-27-2013, 07:15 PM | #31 | |
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03-27-2013, 07:52 PM | #32 |
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03-27-2013, 09:28 PM | #33 |
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I'm in the carpet business. Years ago a buddy of mine was working with a good looking woman customer who seemed a little buzzed. After some time he writes the order, takes a deposit, then grabs his coat and announces "I'll be back in a bit". He hops in her car and they drive away. A little later he walks back in the door and says, "Now that's a strong close. I closed that deal at full price and I got a blow job!".
Had to give him credit, that was a strong close. Got a hummer and his full commission. |
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03-28-2013, 12:39 AM | #34 |
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I'm Jeff Briggs...come take advantage of me
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03-28-2013, 01:25 AM | #35 |
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I just recently got out of the car business after 12 years. This story is more common than you think.
A hot chick(s) walks on the lot: what is your job as a salesman? |
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03-28-2013, 02:08 AM | #36 |
Life is changing..
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03-28-2013, 08:03 AM | #38 |
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03-28-2013, 08:04 AM | #39 |
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Do you think this would work for dental work? Hey Ladies................
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03-28-2013, 08:20 AM | #40 |
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03-28-2013, 08:48 AM | #41 |
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Hi Folks, Jeff Briggs, Olathe Dodge Chrysler Jeep at I-35 and 119th Street. It's Spring, and I've got a lot full of Ram Tough Trucks, Work Trucks, Crew Cabs, Cummins Diesels and a whole lot more. And I've got more Jeep Wranglers than I can swing a dead rat at….so here's the deal. You come in for a test drive today….yes TODAY…and my wife will give you a handie -with her right hand- on the show room floor. Plus get free oil changes for one year. Buy a new Ram Truck, and my daughter will blow your entire family. That's right everyone from Great Grandpa down to little Opie in middle school. And I'll throw in a spray in bed liner, and my wife will give you a SECOND handie -with her left hand- at no extra charge. Folks, I want your trade. I don't care if the car has no engine. I don't care if it has no doors or a windshield, I don't care if there's a dead Mexican in the trunk. I want your trade. So come in and take advantage of me. Seriously. Take advantage of me. You can jam a ball gag down my throat, bend me across my desk and shove a stapler up my ass, and then post pictures on You Tube. I will do ANYTHING to sell you a new Dodge, Chrysler or Jeep vehicle. And this weekend, for Easter I'll be strapped to a giant Cross on the roof of my dealership. Test drive a new Chrysler 300, and you can throw rocks at me. That's right, I said it, test drive a Chrysler 300 and you can stone me on the roof of my dealership. All my prices are out the door. We'll see you on the showroom floor, come get a handie from my wife, a hummer from my daughter, just come in... that's Olathe Dodge Chrysler Jeep!
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03-28-2013, 09:09 AM | #43 |
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By the way, I'm running a special on smile make overs this week
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03-28-2013, 10:09 AM | #44 |
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Sounds like she took him out for a test drive.
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