Got Tazerd Tonight - Page 9

Otter · 08-07-2005, 12:50 AM

So I decided to go out to the bars with my girlfriend and some friends. Everything is going well when all of a sudden one of my girlfriends friends come out of nowhere crying and saying she wants to go home.

Apparently a cab wasn’t good enough for this little diva by her standards or more importantly my girl’s standards so I wind up driving her home.

No problem right. WRONG.

After driving her across town (still completely sober) I get back downtown, park the truck and start walking to the bar where my friends are at. All of a sudden behind me I hear “yo tough guy!”.

Apparently this guy is the reason she was crying. I still don’t know if he’s an ex-boyfriend or what the hell his relationship is with her.

I assume he’s not talking to me and keep walking. Next thing I know I get shoved from behind and turn around just in time to get a bottle broken over my head. I’m down on one knee and the self preservation instinct kicks in so I get back up, tackle the guy and start wrestling around.

I’m on top getting the better of the guy and all of a sudden ZAP!!! A cop who obviously didn’t know what was going on besides what he saw after I got up hit me with a tazer.

If you’ve never had the pleasure of experiencing a stun gun I don’t know how else to describe it besides filling a bathtub full of water and dropping in a toaster. Your whole body stiffens up, the pain is quick but sharp as a knife and you’re completely helpless for about 10 seconds.

The bouncers across the street eventually stepped in and explained what happened but I now have four stitches in my head, been stun gunned by a cop, my truck is still downtown and I told my girlfriend to fuck off and leave me alone because I was pissed off and bleeding because that little bitch couldn't take a cab.

That's not even including the hospital and legal bullshit.

My cell is off, the door is locked and I’m getting piss drunk all by myself. What a flucking night. I'm marrying a big fat ugly homely beast tommorow so I never have to go through this again.

I’m too freaking old for this shit.

**luv** · 08-07-2005, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Grimm

Oooooo....a cynic.....fun fun!

**luv** · 08-08-2005, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

That seems reasonable. If I had a beer bottle broken over my head followed by a few thousand volts sent through my body, those would probably be the nicest words coming out of my mouth.

As opposed to, "Alright, b1tch, on your knees!"?

Logical · 08-08-2005, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by luv2rite

As opposed to, "Alright, b1tch, on your knees!"?

Are you sure you are a female, that really sounds like a guy post.

Valiant · 08-08-2005, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiefnj

First, he can sue the loser who hit him with a bottle. Then his attorney can look into the police. As far as I'm concerned, from the facts presented, it's BS he got tazered. He was defending himself from grievous injury.

Do you seriously believe the shit you just typed??? That cop would have had no idea who was at fault here... You are one of those people that will sue anybody aren't you...

**luv** · 08-08-2005, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Vlib Logiclost

Are you sure you are a female, that really sounds like a guy post.

I would hope it sounded like a guy. I was supposed to be quoting ENDelt.

And yes, I'm pretty sure I'm female.

Valiant · 08-08-2005, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Otter

Yes, really bad. And I feel bad about what I said last night. I told her to fuck off and called her friend a slut.

It's just been a rough Saturday. I just want to drink a glass of wine, watch old Sopranos epidsodes and cruise the internet. My way of dealing with things I guess.

No, you are in the right... Your GF's friend should be apoligizing left and right, and your GF should be doing what ever possible to make you happy before she starts yelling at you for telling her to **** off next week or earlier...

DenverChief · 08-08-2005, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiefnj

Then his attorney can look into the police....it's BS he got tazered.

The police are immune from lawsuits as long as they are acting in good faith...from what I read it can reasonably believed that the officer thought Otter was the aggressor while he was on top of him attempting to defend/retalitate for the beer bottle...the officer is not at fault for what happened

Chiefs Pantalones · 08-08-2005, 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by luv2rite

I always pictured you as being really young. Beyond 32?

No, you're 11 years off.

RedNFeisty · 08-08-2005, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod

You should be able to get a pass on pretty much anything you say when your head is fuckING GUSHING BLOOD.

But you may want to consider calling her tomorrow. Personally, I'd milk the situation for all it was worth.

Without reading everything, I agree with Frazod. Otter did his girlfriend a favor and personally I would like to know why she didn't have to leave the party with Otter to take "her" girlfriend home.

**Rain Man** · 08-08-2005, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Valiant

No, you are in the right... Your GF's friend should be apoligizing left and right, and your GF should be doing what ever possible to make you happy before she starts yelling at you for telling her to **** off next week or earlier...

Listen to me, otter. (Cybergrabbing and shaking otter.) Listen to me! There will never - NEVER - be a better time to propose a threesome with your girlfriend and the other woman.

RedNFeisty · 08-08-2005, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Listen to me, otter. (Cybergrabbing and shaking otter.) Listen to me! There will never - NEVER - be a better time to propose a threesome with your girlfriend and the other woman.

Rainman has a very good point on this one.

08-07-2005, 12:50 AM
Otter Live free or die hard Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Durango, CO Casino cash: $-741618	Got Tazerd Tonight So I decided to go out to the bars with my girlfriend and some friends. Everything is going well when all of a sudden one of my girlfriends friends come out of nowhere crying and saying she wants to go home. Apparently a cab wasn’t good enough for this little diva by her standards or more importantly my girl’s standards so I wind up driving her home. No problem right. WRONG. After driving her across town (still completely sober) I get back downtown, park the truck and start walking to the bar where my friends are at. All of a sudden behind me I hear “yo tough guy!”. Apparently this guy is the reason she was crying. I still don’t know if he’s an ex-boyfriend or what the hell his relationship is with her. I assume he’s not talking to me and keep walking. Next thing I know I get shoved from behind and turn around just in time to get a bottle broken over my head. I’m down on one knee and the self preservation instinct kicks in so I get back up, tackle the guy and start wrestling around. I’m on top getting the better of the guy and all of a sudden ZAP!!! A cop who obviously didn’t know what was going on besides what he saw after I got up hit me with a tazer. If you’ve never had the pleasure of experiencing a stun gun I don’t know how else to describe it besides filling a bathtub full of water and dropping in a toaster. Your whole body stiffens up, the pain is quick but sharp as a knife and you’re completely helpless for about 10 seconds. The bouncers across the street eventually stepped in and explained what happened but I now have four stitches in my head, been stun gunned by a cop, my truck is still downtown and I told my girlfriend to fuck off and leave me alone because I was pissed off and bleeding because that little bitch couldn't take a cab. That's not even including the hospital and legal bullshit. My cell is off, the door is locked and I’m getting piss drunk all by myself. What a flucking night. I'm marrying a big fat ugly homely beast tommorow so I never have to go through this again. I’m too freaking old for this shit.
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