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| I care a whole lot about my yard |
   
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15 | 22.73% |
| I drive a really old car that’s in perfect condition |
  
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8 | 12.12% |
| I drive very slowly |
  
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6 | 9.09% |
| I eat dinner at 5:30 p.m. or earlier |
  
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7 | 10.61% |
| I get confused a lot |
  
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19 | 28.79% |
| I get up before 6:00 a.m. |
  
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14 | 21.21% |
| I goose young women because they don’t know how to react to someone my age. |
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4 | 6.06% |
| I grouse a lot about the old days |
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25 | 37.88% |
| I have bad posture and/or a hump |
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8 | 12.12% |
| I have weird skin spots or growths that I don’t even think about any more. |
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6 | 9.09% |
| I like to talk about how the country is really going down the tubes |
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27 | 40.91% |
| I make comments about pretty celebrities who are now way past their prime |
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11 | 16.67% |
| I miss two or more candy bars or other packaged foods that aren’t made any more |
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16 | 24.24% |
| I regularly complain about the way teens and 20somethings dress |
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27 | 40.91% |
| I regularly marvel about how much things cost now compared to when I were young |
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20 | 30.30% |
| I say “what?” a lot after people talk |
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26 | 39.39% |
| I take out my teeth to clean them in casual social situations |
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3 | 4.55% |
| I talk to people in their teens or 20s, and they just say “uh-huh” and then ignore me. |
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9 | 13.64% |
| I tell stories that take forever because I talk really slowly |
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6 | 9.09% |
| I think it’s okay to wear shorts with black dress socks |
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5 | 7.58% |
| I think that there are women in their 50s in my neighborhood who are pretty darn hot. |
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13 | 19.70% |
| I wear pants where the waistband is more then 2 inches above my belly button |
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2 | 3.03% |
| I worry a lot about obtuse things like the prime rate |
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6 | 9.09% |
| I would take kids’ baseballs if they roll into the yard |
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8 | 12.12% |
| I’m frequently crotchety |
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16 | 24.24% |
| I’m really short |
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4 | 6.06% |
| I exhibit none of the above qualities. |
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16 | 24.24% |
| Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 66. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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How close are you to being an old man?
Please answer the above poll as a quiz. Give yourself one point for each behavior you currently exhibit.
If you score: 0 to 6 points - You're a teenager, either physically or at heart. 7 to 12 points - You're an adult, but you're not in danger of being old...yet. 13 to 18 points - You're old, but you're still fighting it. 19 or more points - You're old, and you know it. |
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01-12-2006, 07:02 PM
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I scored a whopping 2. This poll is obviously skewed.
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I scored a 2. |
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