Sneaking a peek. - Page 3

**Rain Man** · 02:23 PM

Imagine that you're in a restaurant in a city where no one knows you, dining alone in a restaurant. As you're munching, a group comes in, and you can't help but notice a very unattractive woman wearing a very short skirt. We're talking very unattractive, down in the 2nd through 5th percentile on your own personal rating scale.

The group is guided toward a table directly across from you, and as the golemish woman is seated, it becomes very clear to you that, as she sits down, you will have a temporary and direct line of view straight into Pork Chop Hill.*

Now, if it was Elle MacPherson, this would be a no-brainer. You would take the look and then order an extra dessert, perhaps a second entree, and you would spend the evening there hoping to occasionally get an encore performance, pausing from your voyeurism only to ponder how you will relate the event on Chiefsplanet.

However, this is not Elle MacPherson. This is someone whose appearance is personally repugnant to you, however you wish to define repugnant.

So...what do you do? Do you take a look during that fleeting moment of opportunity, or do you look away?

* I have no idea what this metaphor means, but we all know what we're talking about here.

**Iowanian** · 03-05-2006, 08:04 PM

Life events like these, are why God invented Camera phones.

listopencil · 03-05-2006, 08:16 PM

"Yeah, I would look. Parts is parts."

**Rain Man** · 03-05-2006, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alanm

So Kevin, How's dinner settling in then. It sounds like you had a enjoyable time.

This is indeed based upon a recent real-life incident. I averted my eyes, because there are some things that I have no interest in seeing.

03-05-2006, 08:41 PM

I actually had some chunky trailer trash flash me from the bed of a rusty pickup when I was about 14.

I couldn't jack for a month.

KChiefsQT · 03-05-2006, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

....it becomes very clear to you that, as she sits down, you will have a temporary and direct line of view straight into Pork Chop Hill.*.....

.....pausing from your voyeurism only to ponder how you will relate the event on Chiefsplanet.

.... This is someone whose appearance is personally repugnant to you, however you wish to define repugnant.....

Pitt Gorilla · 03-05-2006, 10:24 PM

No way. Even remotely hot, and it's a yes. Fugly=NO.

Frazod · 03-05-2006, 10:27 PM

Not only no, but I'd adjust my seat so I was looking in another direction. ANY other direction.

Yuck.

Hammock Parties · 03-05-2006, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by go bo

nah, i'm more of a breast man...

Yep.

**Fire Me Boy!** · 03-05-2006, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia

I actually had some chunky trailer trash flash me from the bed of a rusty pickup when I was about 14.

I couldn't jack for a month.

I was driving under the walk-pass at CMSU when a girl scout flashed me... that was disturbing.

**chefsos** · 03-05-2006, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!

I was driving under the walk-pass at CMSU when a girl scout flashed me... that was disturbing.

She did it all for the cookie.

View Poll Results: Do you take the opportunity to look? (See situation below.)
Yeah, I would look. Parts is parts.	20	33.90%
No. It's like going to an art museum and looking at bad art like Rothko. It's not worth the trouble.	34	57.63%
I would not look at any woman in that situation, because I'm not attracted to women or for some other reason.	1	1.69%
It would depend on whether or not I have access to pay-per-view at the hotel.	4	6.78%
Voters: 59. You may not vote on this poll

03-05-2006, 02:14 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3268491 VARSITY	Sneaking a peek. Imagine that you're in a restaurant in a city where no one knows you, dining alone in a restaurant. As you're munching, a group comes in, and you can't help but notice a very unattractive woman wearing a very short skirt. We're talking very unattractive, down in the 2nd through 5th percentile on your own personal rating scale. The group is guided toward a table directly across from you, and as the golemish woman is seated, it becomes very clear to you that, as she sits down, you will have a temporary and direct line of view straight into Pork Chop Hill.* Now, if it was Elle MacPherson, this would be a no-brainer. You would take the look and then order an extra dessert, perhaps a second entree, and you would spend the evening there hoping to occasionally get an encore performance, pausing from your voyeurism only to ponder how you will relate the event on Chiefsplanet. However, this is not Elle MacPherson. This is someone whose appearance is personally repugnant to you, however you wish to define repugnant. So...what do you do? Do you take a look during that fleeting moment of opportunity, or do you look away? * I have no idea what this metaphor means, but we all know what we're talking about here. Last edited by Rain Man; 03-05-2006 at 02:23 PM..
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03-05-2006, 08:04 PM	#31
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03-05-2006, 08:16 PM	#32
listopencil Immanentize The Eschaton Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In Partibus Infidelium Casino cash: $2175880	"Yeah, I would look. Parts is parts." __________________ Good friends we have had, oh, good friends we've lost...along the way. In this great future, you can't forget your past. So dry your tears, I say.
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03-05-2006, 08:41 PM	#34
Phobia Guest Casino cash: $	I actually had some chunky trailer trash flash me from the bed of a rusty pickup when I was about 14. I couldn't jack for a month.
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03-05-2006, 10:24 PM	#36
Pitt Gorilla Banned! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: NOT Columbia, MO 65201 Casino cash: $2900194	No way. Even remotely hot, and it's a yes. Fugly=NO. __________________ Your son is a bench warmer because of your weak genetics not because of the coach Norlin Mommsen is disgusting.
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03-05-2006, 10:27 PM	#37
Frazod WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $3075085	Not only no, but I'd adjust my seat so I was looking in another direction. ANY other direction. Yuck.
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