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Old 08-15-2006, 05:37 PM  
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WTF??!! Icing Babies? so, so WRONG!
Fist off, let me say that I love my mom dearly. But she lives in a small town in Ohio where all the ladies do crap like scrapbook, and make vests with quilted designs on them and wear them, and bake weird cakes for everyone's birthday and crap like that.

She's always forwarding me emails from her circle of friends, those kinds with titles like "angel kisses/God bless you/God bless our troops/hug around the world/pass this on to ten people and have good luck, etc. etc.

Today she crossed the line by forwarding me an email with photos of "Icing Babies." Apparently these are cake toppers made from marzipan, a type of sculptable almond frosting.
I guess you'd put them on "It's a boy/girl" cakes?

But, excuse me, DON'T THEY LOOK LIKE AN ABORTED FETUS?

GROSS!

Like I want to eat something with this thing that looks like it should be in a jar of formaldehyde, NOT ON A CAKE!!!

I guess you could get one for an abortion party?

You could read all the forwarded comments from the chain of quilt-ladies like "how precious" "so cuuute!" and "She's so talented!"



All I could think about is Fat Bastard 'I WANNA EAT THE BABY!!! GET IN MY BELLY!"
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Old 08-15-2006, 07:44 PM   #16
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Old 08-15-2006, 08:18 PM   #17
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How do you make a dead baby shake?








a dead baby and two scoops of vanilla ice cream!
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Old 08-15-2006, 08:47 PM   #18
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Not marzipan. Not edible.

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Old 08-15-2006, 08:48 PM   #19
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Not marzipan. Not edible.
Other than those two minor facts though, this is a great thread.
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Old 08-15-2006, 08:52 PM   #20
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Old 08-15-2006, 08:53 PM   #21
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So.... they don't taste like almond?
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Old 08-15-2006, 08:54 PM   #22
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Other than those two minor facts though, this is a great thread.
Too bad they aren't eidble. Bob Dole was going to try to buy a couple and send them to Rain Man for the video shoot.
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Old 08-15-2006, 08:55 PM   #23
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Too bad they aren't eidble. Bob Dole was going to try to buy a couple and send them to Rain Man for the video shoot.
IMO, "edible" is a subjective term.
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For some reason I was expecting this thread to be about babies who get too far behind with their bookies.
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I'd just go giddy with a big bag of red syrup and these twisted little confections at the bar...
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Nonononono... it's "How do you make a dead baby float?"

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Old 08-15-2006, 10:44 PM   #27
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I saw those a couple of years ago on the net...they really do look like fetuses.
But they are incredible works of art too in marzipan or anything else.

BTW I think they're really cute.
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Old 08-15-2006, 11:01 PM   #28
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Those little babies are freaking me the **** out. No way I want one on a cake.
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