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Old 01-12-2007, 08:28 PM  
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I'm a loyal fan but I still thought some of these were funny. If someone already posted this, sorry.

Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Kansas City Chiefs.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Q: How do you keep a Kansas City Chief out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Kansas City in case of a tornado?
A: To Arrowhead - they never get a touchdown there.

Q: What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief!!

Q: Why was Herm Edwards upset when the Kansas City Chiefs play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q: What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and it appears we will never find out.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chief and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road).
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Old 01-12-2007, 09:42 PM   #61
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Ah. You're just saying that.

Here's one.

How many Herms does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Old 01-12-2007, 09:42 PM   #62
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Dang.

Okay, you make one up.

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O.K.

What's the difference between the Chiefs defense and a Tuna boat?
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Old 01-12-2007, 09:43 PM   #63
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O.K.

What's the difference between the Chiefs defense and a Tuna boat?
I give up, Mr. Gonzo.

What's the difference between the Chiefs defense and a Tuna boat?

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Old 01-12-2007, 09:44 PM   #64
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I give up, Mr. Gonzo.

What's the difference between the Chiefs defense and a Tuna boat?

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At least the crew on the Tuna Boat can catch a dolphin on occasion.
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Old 01-12-2007, 09:45 PM   #65
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Ah. You're just saying that.

Here's one.

How many Herms does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How Many?
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At least the crew on the Tuna Boat can catch a dolphin on occasion.
Good one.

How many Herms does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three.

One to check the lightbulb, one to say it's okaaaaay, and one to change it anyway.

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Old 01-12-2007, 09:48 PM   #67
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Good one.

How many Herms does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three.

One to check the lightbulb, one to say it's okaaaaay, and one to change it anyway.

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This is a great thread
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Old 01-12-2007, 09:55 PM   #68
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Good one.

How many Herms does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three.

One to check the lightbulb, one to say it's okaaaaay, and one to change it anyway.

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