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Old 01-12-2007, 08:28 PM   Topic Starter
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I'm a loyal fan but I still thought some of these were funny. If someone already posted this, sorry.

Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Kansas City Chiefs.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Q: How do you keep a Kansas City Chief out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Kansas City in case of a tornado?
A: To Arrowhead - they never get a touchdown there.

Q: What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief!!

Q: Why was Herm Edwards upset when the Kansas City Chiefs play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q: What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and it appears we will never find out.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chief and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road).
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Old 01-12-2007, 08:29 PM   #2
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Old 01-12-2007, 08:30 PM   #3
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ON THE GROUND, CITIZEN! THIS IS A THIRD DEGREE REPOST VIOLATION AND WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!
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Old 01-12-2007, 08:31 PM   #4
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ON THE GROUND, CITIZEN! THIS IS A THIRD DEGREE REPOST VIOLATION AND WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!
I told you I was sorry if this was already posted. I can't spend hours on end figuring out if this was already posted.
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Old 01-12-2007, 08:32 PM   #5
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I told you I was sorry if this was already posted. I can't spend hours on end figuring out if this was already posted.
I'M NOT GOING TO WARN YOU AGAIN! ON THE GROUND, CITIZEN! YOU'RE LUCKY YOU HAVE THE USE OF BOTH LEGS AT THIS POINT!
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Old 01-12-2007, 08:34 PM   #6
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I told you I was sorry if this was already posted. I can't spend hours on end figuring out if this was already posted.
Just to be safe s-t-f-u.
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Old 01-12-2007, 08:35 PM   #7
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Just to be safe s-t-f-u.
Thanks for that wonder prose of wisdom,
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Old 01-12-2007, 08:40 PM   #8
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Thanks for that wonder prose of wisdom,
Your very welcome. I try to take care of the younger guys.
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Old 01-12-2007, 08:35 PM   #9
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Old 01-12-2007, 08:36 PM   #10
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That's wonderful Simplex thanks.
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That's wonderful Simplex thanks.
Anytime I can help out a F**KING n00b.
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DAMNIT.

You do NOT want to be the next muther focker to post these same damn jokes AGAIN.
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DAMNIT.

You do NOT want to be the next muther focker to post these same damn jokes AGAIN.

Oh you know I have to post these again now....I want to see what happens.
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Old 01-12-2007, 08:34 PM   #14
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Is this coming from Dread???
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