When did you know you were a man? - Page 5

FDS · 02-15-2007, 02:09 AM

Was there a moment when you realized, now I'm a man? When you moved way from your parents and learned to take care of yourself? When you became a father?

For the ladies, maybe, when you realized a boy became a man. Or when you realized you were a woman.

**TinyEvel** · 02-15-2007, 06:08 PM

When I was driving home with a lawn mower in the back of my car.

FDS · 02-16-2007, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Redrum_69

WHores dont come cheap nowadays..just ask firstdownsamie's mom

The only way Redrum_69's mom could get the sperm for her only son? Was to set behind Pee Wee Herman at the Rocky Horror Picture Show's midnight showing.

FirstDownSamie

big nasty kcnut · 02-16-2007, 02:29 AM

When i was ten and was attracted to woman. Then i was changing in many ways.

**BigRedChief** · 02-16-2007, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Braincase

When I kicked Chuck Norris' ass the first time. I was 5 or 6.

Jack?

MOhillbilly · 02-16-2007, 08:34 AM

8-21-95

vailpass · 02-16-2007, 08:37 AM

I might have a man's body but inside I'm a woman. I'm @#$%^& in the head and I demand the government pay huge amounts of $ for hormones and a cockoffame procedure.

ck_IN · 02-16-2007, 09:11 AM

I might have a man's body but inside I'm a woman. I'm @#$%^& in the head and I demand the government pay huge amounts of $ for hormones and a cockoffame procedure.

I thought being @#$%^& in the head in the head was required to be a Bronc fan.

As for the rest, we'll pair you with a Raider fan. Between the two of you perhaps we can salvage one decent human.

**Iowanian** · 02-16-2007, 09:13 AM

One night, sitting around a camp fire discussing life, as I stirred the hot coals with my doofloppy, it became obvious that I was ready for my handlebar moustache.

Redrum_69 · 02-16-2007, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by beer me

The real questions is how will GoChiefs know when/if it happens?

When what happens...getting laid or being a man

Redrum_69 · 02-16-2007, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Guru

So this is only commendable if you are a woman?

well...guys for one dont have a hymen

Rooster · 02-16-2007, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by vailpass

cockoffame procedure.

vailpass · 02-16-2007, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by ck_IN

I might have a man's body but inside I'm a woman. I'm @#$%^& in the head and I demand the government pay huge amounts of $ for hormones and a cockoffame procedure.

I thought being @#$%^& in the head in the head was required to be a Bronc fan.

As for the rest, we'll pair you with a Raider fan. Between the two of you perhaps we can salvage one decent human.

Taco John · 02-16-2007, 10:24 AM

The day I killed my first hobo.

SCTrojan · 02-16-2007, 11:18 AM

I'll tell you the first time I had a sense of my own mortality - the first time I read a Playboy magazine which featured a centerfold who was younger than I.

02-15-2007, 02:09 AM
FDS Banned Join Date: Jan 2007 Casino cash: $10004900	When did you know you were a man? Was there a moment when you realized, now I'm a man? When you moved way from your parents and learned to take care of yourself? When you became a father? For the ladies, maybe, when you realized a boy became a man. Or when you realized you were a woman.
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02-15-2007, 06:08 PM	#61
TinyEvel Just a li'l Evel Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts. Casino cash: $5187131	When I was driving home with a lawn mower in the back of my car.
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02-16-2007, 02:29 AM	#63
big nasty kcnut The pizza king of kansas Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Somewhere in the u.s.a. Casino cash: $1050900	When i was ten and was attracted to woman. Then i was changing in many ways. __________________ When it's grim, be the grim reaper and go get it. Adopt a chiefs Travis Kelce. You woke up the wrong mother****er!
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02-16-2007, 08:34 AM	#65
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02-16-2007, 08:37 AM	#66
vailpass Psycho Bag Of Squanch Join Date: Sep 2001 Casino cash: $9594244	I might have a man's body but inside I'm a woman. I'm @#$%^& in the head and I demand the government pay huge amounts of $ for hormones and a cockoffame procedure. __________________ “Education is a weapon whose effect depends on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.” Joseph Stalin
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02-16-2007, 09:11 AM	#67
ck_IN Feels so good. Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	I might have a man's body but inside I'm a woman. I'm @#$%^& in the head and I demand the government pay huge amounts of $ for hormones and a cockoffame procedure. I thought being @#$%^& in the head in the head was required to be a Bronc fan. As for the rest, we'll pair you with a Raider fan. Between the two of you perhaps we can salvage one decent human. __________________ As sweet as Tupelo Honey
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02-16-2007, 09:13 AM	#68
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02-16-2007, 11:18 AM	#74
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