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Monsterous Man Eating Turkey Attacks SUV
Woman injured when SUV hits turkey in KCK
Authorities took a 35-year-old Manhattan, Kan., woman to a hospital this morning after the sport utility vehicle she was driving struck a turkey in Kansas City, Kan. Cecilia J. Russell was northbound on Interstate 435 about 9:15 a.m. when she hit the bird just north of Leavenworth Road. Russell was wearing a seatbelt. The extent of her injuries was not immediately available. http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/16902534.htm |
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i was cruising down a country road at a pretty good speed trying to get to the kids baseball game in time and scattered a flock of about 20turkeys once. if i wasn't in a hurry, i would have stopped and grabbed a couple, so i kept going. got to town and drove from one side to the other going through 8 stoplights before i got to the ball field. when i got out and walked around the front of the truck, i noticed i still had one stuck in the brush grill of the truck. i grabbed it real quick and tossed it under the car parked next to me.
couldn't believe i drove clear thru town w/that bird sticking out of the front of my truck. sec |
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tossing that turkey under that car gave that owner a story he'll be passing on to his great grandkids.. "back in nineteen dickety two i was at a baseball game and it got so hot that a turkey crawled under my car for shade and i ran over that poor bastard.." |
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The way I read the thread title I imagined this:
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hahaha
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