****Official Chiefsplanet Going Poop Thread**** - Page 4

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 06-03-2007, 06:25 PM

Name it. What do you say when announcing that it is time for you to deficate.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 11-16-2007, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger

You spelled defecate incorrectly.

That wasn't a typo, that was just ignorance. Thanks.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 11-16-2007, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MTG#10

Whoa

KCUnited · 11-16-2007, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger

Yes, applicable. Although Tulsa may be more appropriate.

Its actually a double meaning.

Yes, Topeka is a giant turd. A peice of poop is generally referred to as number 2. A peice of poop peeking out of my ass is a Topeka.

**BigMeatballDave** · 11-16-2007, 03:25 PM

1. Bake a brownie
2. Bake a loaf
3. Bake a potato
4. Bake a russet
5. Barbarians at the gate
6. Big brown man knocking on the back door
7. Blow Mud
8. Bomb the Bowl
9. Build a dookie castle
10. Carpet bombing
11. Choke a brownie
12. Choke a darkie
13. Chop a log
14. Commit yourself to the dumpatorium
15. Conduct a movement
16. Cook a brown carrot
17. Cook a brown kielbasa
18. Cook a butt burrito
19. Cook a meat loaf in the porcelain saucepan
20. Cook some chocolate
21. Cook some fudge
22. Cook some sausage
23. Cook up a pot of anal stew
24. Crap
25. Curl some pipe
26. Debulk
27. Defecate
28. Disembowel
29. Disemfiber
30. Do the Royal Squat
31. Doo-doo
32. Download some brownware
33. Draw mud
34. Drill for mud bunnies
35. Drop
36. Drop Loggy Log
37. Drop Smokies (when camping in the winter)
38. Drop a bomb
39. Drop a brown trout
40. Drop a deuce
41. Drop a dookie
42. Drop a load
43. Drop a log
44. Drop a stool
45. Drop anchor
46. Drop the kids off at the lake/pool
47. Drop wolf bait
48. Drop your ordinance
49. Dump
50. Dump a stump
51. Enjoy a meatball sandwich
52. Evacuate
53. Fill the peanut butter jar
54. Float a trout
55. Give birth to a Marine
56. Give birth to a packy
57. Go Fecen'
58. Go into labor
59. Grow a Tail
60. Hatch a new boss
61. Hatch a new superintendent
62. Have a shit
63. Heave a Havana
64. Hit paydirt
65. Launch a Butt Shuttle
66. Launch a torpedo
67. Lay a brick
68. Lay a cable
69. Lay a log
70. Lay some cable
71. Load the crapper
72. Log out
73. Make a core dump
74. Make a delivery
75. Make a deposit
76. Make a deposit at the porcelain bank
77. Make a doo-doo
78. Make a log entry
79. Make grunt sculpture
80. Make mud
81. Make room for lunch
82. Make some fertilizer
83. Offload some freight
84. Pack your underwear
85. Paint the bowl (especially for a really wet one)
86. Paint with the brown stuff
87. Park some bark
88. Park your breakfast
89. People who like sausages shouldn't see how they're made!!
90. Pinch a loaf
91. Plant some corn
92. Play at the Toilet Bowl
93. Poke the turtle's head out
94. Poop
95. Punish the porcelain
96. Put fruit in the bowl
97. Recycle fiber
98. Release your payload
99. Ride the hoop
100. Roll a Nut Log
101. Roll a log
102. Saw off a log
103. Seek revenge for the Brown Bomber
104. Shake a brown bomber
105. Shit
106. Sink a link
107. Sink a sausage
108. Sink the Bismark
109. Sit on the bowl
110. Sit on the can
111. Sit on the throne
112. Sjvsdtta en barkbet (in Sweden)
113. Snap a log
114. Spray and wipe
115. Squat
116. Squeeze a coily
117. Squeeze a loaf
118. Squeeze one out
119. Squeeze the cheese
120. Stain the porcelain
121. Study at the Library
122. Taint the cloth
123. Take a "Schroeder" (or insert another familiar name)
124. Take a Doogie
125. Take a dump
126. Take a growler
127. Take a load off your mind
128. Take a shit
129. Take a steamer
130. Test the plumbing

KCUnited · 11-16-2007, 03:28 PM

Dancin' With Mr. Brownstone.

JohninGpt · 11-16-2007, 04:45 PM

Torpedo the glass bottom boat.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 11-16-2007, 04:49 PM

Time to go leave a sacrifice for the porcelin goddess.

**Bob Dole** · 11-16-2007, 04:51 PM

Stolen from My Name is Earl:

Giving birth to pooptuplets.

**luv** · 11-16-2007, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Name it. What do you say when announcing that it is time for you to deficate.

Usually "excuse me".

DMAC · 11-16-2007, 05:07 PM

I've got a "turd honkin' for the right of way".

06-03-2007, 06:25 PM
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11-16-2007, 03:25 PM	#49
BigMeatballDave GBM 8-12-15 Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Dayton, Oh. Casino cash: $10052154	1. Bake a brownie 2. Bake a loaf 3. Bake a potato 4. Bake a russet 5. Barbarians at the gate 6. Big brown man knocking on the back door 7. Blow Mud 8. Bomb the Bowl 9. Build a dookie castle 10. Carpet bombing 11. Choke a brownie 12. Choke a darkie 13. Chop a log 14. Commit yourself to the dumpatorium 15. Conduct a movement 16. Cook a brown carrot 17. Cook a brown kielbasa 18. Cook a butt burrito 19. Cook a meat loaf in the porcelain saucepan 20. Cook some chocolate 21. Cook some fudge 22. Cook some sausage 23. Cook up a pot of anal stew 24. Crap 25. Curl some pipe 26. Debulk 27. Defecate 28. Disembowel 29. Disemfiber 30. Do the Royal Squat 31. Doo-doo 32. Download some brownware 33. Draw mud 34. Drill for mud bunnies 35. Drop 36. Drop Loggy Log 37. Drop Smokies (when camping in the winter) 38. Drop a bomb 39. Drop a brown trout 40. Drop a deuce 41. Drop a dookie 42. Drop a load 43. Drop a log 44. Drop a stool 45. Drop anchor 46. Drop the kids off at the lake/pool 47. Drop wolf bait 48. Drop your ordinance 49. Dump 50. Dump a stump 51. Enjoy a meatball sandwich 52. Evacuate 53. Fill the peanut butter jar 54. Float a trout 55. Give birth to a Marine 56. Give birth to a packy 57. Go Fecen' 58. Go into labor 59. Grow a Tail 60. Hatch a new boss 61. Hatch a new superintendent 62. Have a shit 63. Heave a Havana 64. Hit paydirt 65. Launch a Butt Shuttle 66. Launch a torpedo 67. Lay a brick 68. Lay a cable 69. Lay a log 70. Lay some cable 71. Load the crapper 72. Log out 73. Make a core dump 74. Make a delivery 75. Make a deposit 76. Make a deposit at the porcelain bank 77. Make a doo-doo 78. Make a log entry 79. Make grunt sculpture 80. Make mud 81. Make room for lunch 82. Make some fertilizer 83. Offload some freight 84. Pack your underwear 85. Paint the bowl (especially for a really wet one) 86. Paint with the brown stuff 87. Park some bark 88. Park your breakfast 89. People who like sausages shouldn't see how they're made!! 90. Pinch a loaf 91. Plant some corn 92. Play at the Toilet Bowl 93. Poke the turtle's head out 94. Poop 95. Punish the porcelain 96. Put fruit in the bowl 97. Recycle fiber 98. Release your payload 99. Ride the hoop 100. Roll a Nut Log 101. Roll a log 102. Saw off a log 103. Seek revenge for the Brown Bomber 104. Shake a brown bomber 105. Shit 106. Sink a link 107. Sink a sausage 108. Sink the Bismark 109. Sit on the bowl 110. Sit on the can 111. Sit on the throne 112. Sjvsdtta en barkbet (in Sweden) 113. Snap a log 114. Spray and wipe 115. Squat 116. Squeeze a coily 117. Squeeze a loaf 118. Squeeze one out 119. Squeeze the cheese 120. Stain the porcelain 121. Study at the Library 122. Taint the cloth 123. Take a "Schroeder" (or insert another familiar name) 124. Take a Doogie 125. Take a dump 126. Take a growler 127. Take a load off your mind 128. Take a shit 129. Take a steamer 130. Test the plumbing
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11-16-2007, 03:28 PM	#50
KCUnited Cheat Death Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Land of Drincoln Casino cash: $2218244	Dancin' With Mr. Brownstone.
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11-16-2007, 04:45 PM	#51
JohninGpt Dammit Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Busted Stick, IT Casino cash: $5348304	Torpedo the glass bottom boat.
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11-16-2007, 04:51 PM	#53
Bob Dole King Shit of **** Mountain Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texarkana, Texas Casino cash: $2514497	Stolen from My Name is Earl: Giving birth to pooptuplets.
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11-16-2007, 05:07 PM	#55
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