Beer Heaven

[CosmicPal]

That Miller Lite commercial is lame. I can only imagine men everywhere are saying to themselves, “That’s not even close to my idea of Beer Heaven!” So, what is your idea of Beer Heaven?

Mine:

An enormous low-lit tavern with high ceilings and private booths nestled on the beach with a patio deck. There is always a star-filled night sky with a full moon and shooting stars. The weather is always perfect and the sand feels like crystals between your toes.

The bar will have the following:
- State-of-the art TVs showing every football game and sporting event to my liking.
- A roomy poolroom with solid oak pool tables and cues that never break.
- A jukebox loaded with all of my favorite music.
- High back stools with leather seats.
- Fresh seafood and KC style BBQ
- A live stage hosting my favorite bands. Remember, this is Heaven, so one night it may be Jimi Hendrix, another night it may be The Doors, and other night, it may be the Beatles or Pink Floyd- you get the idea. It’s Beer Heaven dammit.

Beer, of course, would be free, and it wouldn’t be that Miller Lite crap- it would be some of the richest brews brewed up by a world renowned brew master.

The only men allowed are my closest buddies. And, of course, the tavern is filled with some of the most beautiful and engaging women in the world.

There’s a private bathroom, a private hot-tub, and a private bedroom. Hey, it’s beer heaven! I’d never leave!

And lastly, there’s no such thing as a hang-over in Beer Heaven. Drink up!

[FAX]

Originally Posted by tomahawk kid

Have I mentioned that I really fucking hate beer snobs?

Mr. ENDelt260 isn't a snob, Mr. tomahawk kid. He's more like an educator, a teacher, a purveyor and promulgator of valuable information about life, love, and liquor. And, he's right about Velvet Mirkin. Here's their slogan ...

When you're lonely and feel like jerkin'
Have yourself a Velvet Mirkin
Goes down smooth and goes down easy
Doesn't make you sick or queasy

And, when babes see what you're drinkin'
They'll be showin' you the pink 'n
Pretty soon your face is smirkin'
When you're slurpin' Velvet Mirkin

FAX

[irishjayhawk]

Originally Posted by tomahawk kid

Have I mentioned that I really fucking hate beer snobs?

A beer snob for pointing out that Miller sucks?

A beer snob is someone who touts a very obscure beer and words it to sound sophisticated.

Telling someone Miller sucks doesn't make someone a beer snob.

[tomahawk kid]

Originally Posted by irishjayhawk

A beer snob for pointing out that Miller sucks?

A beer snob is someone who touts a very obscure beer and words it to sound sophisticated.

Telling someone Miller sucks doesn't make someone a beer snob.

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck........

What's you ale of choice?

[KcMizzou]

Damnit... I thought this was about Beaver Heaven.

[StcChief]

Miller Lite is ok....but better choices are available to those with discriminating taste / palette...

the cost difference is really low.

but hey, same can be said for the BL crowd here, daddy/my uncle etc work at AB....so im must drink BL /Bud no matter what.

[irishjayhawk]

Originally Posted by tomahawk kid

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck........

What's you ale of choice?

Light Beer: Rolling Rock (I expect some disagreements on that one)
Heavy Beer: Sixth Glass from Boulevard, but I'm really still trying a lot of stuff so it changes often.

I can tell you I hate IPAs.

[Chief Chief]

Originally Posted by FAX

Mr. ENDelt260 isn't a snob, Mr. tomahawk kid. He's more like an educator, a teacher, a purveyor and promulgator of valuable information about life, love, and liquor. And, he's right about Velvet Mirkin. Here's their slogan ...

When you're lonely and feel like jerkin'
Have yourself a Velvet Mirkin
Goes down smooth and goes down easy
Doesn't make you sick or queasy

And, when babes see what you're drinkin'
They'll be showin' you the pink 'n
Pretty soon your face is smirkin'
When you're slurpin' Velvet Mirkin

FAX

Nipsey Russell lives on!

[tomahawk kid]

Originally Posted by irishjayhawk

Light Beer: Rolling Rock (I expect some disagreements on that one)
Heavy Beer: Sixth Glass from Boulevard, but I'm really still trying a lot of stuff so it changes often.

I can tell you I hate IPAs.

Boulevard Unfiltered is actually what I drink the most next to Miller Lite.

I find it amusing that you agree with the notion "Miller sucks" but you're favorite light beer is Rolling Rock.

That's awesome.

[tomahawk kid]

Originally Posted by StcChief

Miller Lite is ok....but better choices are available to those with discriminating taste / palette...

the cost difference is really low.

but hey, same can be said for the BL crowd here, daddy/my uncle etc work at AB....so im must drink BL /Bud no matter what.

I have a simliar loyalty situation with Miller Lite.

[irishjayhawk]

Originally Posted by tomahawk kid

Boulevard Unfiltered is actually what I drink the most next to Miller Lite.

I find it amusing that you agree with the notion "Miller sucks" but you're favorite light beer is Rolling Rock.

That's awesome.

Yes, but I clarify it as a light beer. If your favorite all time beer is Miller Light, I'm afraid you either a) don't like beer and drink only to get wasted or b) haven't tried much.

[tomahawk kid]

Originally Posted by irishjayhawk

Yes, but I clarify it as a light beer. If your favorite all time beer is Miller Light, I'm afraid you either a) don't like beer and drink only to get wasted or b) haven't tried much.

Allow me to expand my thoughts:

Miller Lite is my stand by beer. I've drank it for many years now and I truly think it's the best tasting light beer on the market. It's great to drink when it's hot outside or after cutting the lawn or if you're planning on drinking beer all day (i.e. get plastered) .

The beer that probably tastes the best to me overall is Boulevard Unfiltered Wheat. If I go to a bar and order a draft beer, it's usually BUW. However, it's a bit on the heavier side and it's hard to drink alot of it.

I don't know which description would qualify the beer as my "favorite", but I still take issue with the notion that "Miller sucks".

[Rausch]

Originally Posted by tomahawk kid

Allow me to expand my thoughts:

Miller Lite is my stand by beer. I've drank it for many years now and I truly think it's the best tasting light beer on the market. It's great to drink when it's hot outside or after cutting the lawn or if you're planning on drinking beer all day (i.e. get plastered) .

I tend to roll a little les...expensive.

[tomahawk kid]

Originally Posted by Rausch

I tend to roll a little les...expensive.

I hear ya.

I drank alot of Beast Light in college / early adulthood.

[broncoholic]

Beer Heaven ids the Great American Beer festival.

2800 beers, and I'm gonna try all of them.



http://www.beertown.org/events/GABF/

...well 10% would be a pretty good goal.

[Pablo]

* insert rant about how I'm too good to drink macro-brew swill and my stomach and vagina are much too sensitive to handle the noxious poison that is Miller Lite *