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kstater · 09-27-2008, 06:31 PM

OK, up in KC for the races this weekend. Anyone who's ever been to a race at Kansas Speedway(or any sporting event in general) knows how the line for the restroom works.
Caution comes out and I go up to the pisser. The way the line works at the speedway works as follows: A pretty fast moving line develops, as you reach the entrance for the restroom, you choose which half of the RR you want to enter. As you move through the entrance, you choose which urinal you want to use. I get to the entrance, I'm standing behind a(for lack of better word) slow person and his(for lack of better word) "handler", there is an open urinal that I see. I give these two a couple of seconds to go to this open urinal, the (sorry, there is no other word to describe him)"handler) asks his friend if he wants to go up to the open space. Keep in mind, I'm taking it upon myself to hold up the fast moving line at risk of giving up my spot to give this guy a chance. Finally, I walk around these guys to go to the open space. Shortly after, the lines at each urinal fill up, and these guys are near the back of the line of one of them. Did I violate a man law for walking around these guys?

4th and Long · 09-27-2008, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by GonzoRox88

You violated a man law by going to watch cars make left turns.

Pablo · 09-27-2008, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by kstater

You violated a man law by not liking fast cars.

Fast cars that aren't confined to a circular path are far more interesting.

I'm not the biggest fan of race horses either..those are fast...and still far more entertaining than NASCAR.

Pablo · 09-27-2008, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by 4th and Long

At least your back won't get cold in the wintertime Kstater.

**luv** · 09-27-2008, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by 4th and Long

Where's PETA? Someone shaved a 3 into that gorilla's fur!

Pablo · 09-27-2008, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

Where's PETA? Someone shaved a 3 into that gorilla's fur!

Hey now...comparing gorillas to NASCAR fans is just rude.

Gorillas are highly sophisticated animals.

**luv** · 09-27-2008, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by PastorMikH

I would say no, you are fine on going around. They should have been glad Kyle Bush wasn't behind them, no telling what he would have bumped into before going around the guy.

I must say though, seeing Luv here commenting on a Man Law question is kinda like GoChiefs replying to a question on relationships.

I'm a woman. I have an opinion about everything.

**Skip Towne** · 09-27-2008, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by kstater

You violated a man law by not liking fast cars.

I like fast cars that go straight......for 1/4 mile.

Pablo · 09-27-2008, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

I'm a woman and a Mizzou fan. Disregard this post as I couldn't possibly say anything interesting or rational.

FYP.

**CosmicPal** · 09-27-2008, 09:50 PM

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

There ain't no law in that.

**luv** · 09-27-2008, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by GonzoRox88

FYP.

A KU fan winking at me is close to being as bad as the guy that hit on me last night. :shudder:

4th and Long · 09-27-2008, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

Where's PETA? Someone shaved a 3 into that gorilla's fur!

They are too busy trying to get Ben and Jerry's to use human breast milk and give the poor cows a rest.

Spott · 09-27-2008, 10:06 PM

The lines at the urinal are way too long at Daytona. Luckily they have a lot of bushes underneath the stands on the superstretch side.

Fairplay · 09-27-2008, 10:07 PM

pee in the sinks.

09-27-2008, 06:31 PM
kstater Custom User Title Join Date: Jan 2007 Casino cash: $-1563437	Did I violate a man law? OK, up in KC for the races this weekend. Anyone who's ever been to a race at Kansas Speedway(or any sporting event in general) knows how the line for the restroom works. Caution comes out and I go up to the pisser. The way the line works at the speedway works as follows: A pretty fast moving line develops, as you reach the entrance for the restroom, you choose which half of the RR you want to enter. As you move through the entrance, you choose which urinal you want to use. I get to the entrance, I'm standing behind a(for lack of better word) slow person and his(for lack of better word) "handler", there is an open urinal that I see. I give these two a couple of seconds to go to this open urinal, the (sorry, there is no other word to describe him)"handler) asks his friend if he wants to go up to the open space. Keep in mind, I'm taking it upon myself to hold up the fast moving line at risk of giving up my spot to give this guy a chance. Finally, I walk around these guys to go to the open space. Shortly after, the lines at each urinal fill up, and these guys are near the back of the line of one of them. Did I violate a man law for walking around these guys?
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09-27-2008, 09:50 PM	#24
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09-27-2008, 10:06 PM	#27
Spott Court Jester Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Orlando Casino cash: $-607600	The lines at the urinal are way too long at Daytona. Luckily they have a lot of bushes underneath the stands on the superstretch side.
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09-27-2008, 10:07 PM	#28
Fairplay A certain set of skills Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: texas Casino cash: $10026683 VARSITY	pee in the sinks.
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