Life Missing from The Book of Life... - Page 2

unlurking · 12-19-2008, 09:28 PM

Ever had those moments in life where you REALLY wish someone had warned you about something, but instead you found out the hard way?

I'm hitting that certain age where a doctor visit now includes an "intimate encounter" that leaves you feeling violated.

Why did no one warn me about trying to rush down a long flight of cement steps after enduring this procedure? Maybe the heel-to-toe gait should have warned me I'd have trouble clearing that first step, but the "strength of pucker to length of stride" ratio was not something my mind was pondering at the time.

Getting old sucks.

Ultra Peanut · 12-20-2008, 02:57 PM

12-19-2008, 09:28 PM
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