ok, i'll do it. Super Perfect World Coaching Scenario

[no love]

first, a little history. Some months ago I posted Tyler Thigpen would enter the Chiefs line-up, outplay a hall of fame qb moonlighting for the jets, and never leave the lineup the rest of the year. Many of you had my poo dripping from your mouths the next week. (I was told to die)
I posted this same thing about the royals mike aviles. blowing his first opportunity only to get another and become super f'n awesome!

All the speculation about coaches, Pioli having an Ace down his pants or up his sleave and giving his father in law an extra fat paycheck, clark and marty late night chats, and the supposed actual interest rumblings blowing out of denver, etc... Has led me to this.

HC-Bill Parcels
OC-Shanny the fanny rat
DC- Marty fuckin Schottenheimer

ah. The wait has lifted. Super bowl bound.

[Red Beans]

Originally Posted by BigRock

SUPER PERFECT WORLD

HC - The nuclear reanimated corpse of Vince Lombardi
OC - Bill Walsh's frozen head in a jar
DC - John Edward from "Crossing Over" who gets the plays from Tom Landry's ghost

This sounds slightly more realistic...

[MahiMike]

Those guys would have a Boldinesque melt-down in week 3.

[EyePod]

Dude, you edited your main post about 3 weeks after the JETS game. It's a lot less prophetic when you announce shit that's going to happen, and then 3 weeks later change it.

Originally Posted by no love

Could Tyler Thigpen be to the Chiefs this season what Mike Aviles was for the Royals this season?

The royal finally got a shot, blew it, rode the pine for a week or so. Comes back in his next start, lights it up, never left the lineup, solved a problem, filled a gap, what have you.

The Chief gets his shot, blows his first start, rides then pine a few weeks. Comes back in his next start...(possibly lights it up? outplays the hall of famer? never leaves the lineup the rest of season? fills one of many weak spots for the draft?)

How good does he have to be?

If anyone goes there they'll notice this right underneath it:

Last edited by no love; 11-04-2008 at 11:43 AM.

[Reerun_KC]

Originally Posted by EyePod

Dude, you edited your main post about 3 weeks after the JETS game. It's a lot less prophetic when you announce shit that's going to happen, and then 3 weeks later change it.



If anyone goes there they'll notice this right underneath it:

Last edited by no love; 11-04-2008 at 11:43 AM.

IPOD, you da man....

Someone just got served...

[SenselessChiefsFan]

Originally Posted by no love

first, a little history. Some months ago I posted Tyler Thigpen would enter the Chiefs line-up, outplay a hall of fame qb moonlighting for the jets, and never leave the lineup the rest of the year. Many of you had my poo dripping from your mouths the next week. (I was told to die)
I posted this same thing about the royals mike aviles. blowing his first opportunity only to get another and become super f'n awesome!

All the speculation about coaches, Pioli having an Ace down his pants or up his sleave and giving his father in law an extra fat paycheck, clark and marty late night chats, and the supposed actual interest rumblings blowing out of denver, etc... Has led me to this.

HC-Bill Parcels
OC-Shanny the fanny rat
DC- Marty fuckin Schottenheimer

ah. The wait has lifted. Super bowl bound.

Wow, and I thought I posted some dumb stuff.

If you think that these three very successful, (two being probably HOF coaches, and the other being one of the top ten most winningest head coaches in the history of the NFL), would work well together, then you have no clue as to how a 'team' works.

[Chief_in_Commander]

Originally Posted by no love

first, a little history. Some months ago I posted Tyler Thigpen would enter the Chiefs line-up, outplay a hall of fame qb moonlighting for the jets, and never leave the lineup the rest of the year. Many of you had my poo dripping from your mouths the next week. (I was told to die)
I posted this same thing about the royals mike aviles. blowing his first opportunity only to get another and become super f'n awesome!

All the speculation about coaches, Pioli having an Ace down his pants or up his sleave and giving his father in law an extra fat paycheck, clark and marty late night chats, and the supposed actual interest rumblings blowing out of denver, etc... Has led me to this.

HC-Bill Parcels
OC-Shanny the fanny rat
DC- Marty fuckin Schottenheimer

ah. The wait has lifted. Super bowl bound.

There are too many ways to dismantle this from even being a wet dream, so let me just say....

[rambleonthruthefog]

Originally Posted by no love

first, a little history. Some months ago I posted Tyler Thigpen would enter the Chiefs line-up, outplay a hall of fame qb moonlighting for the jets, and never leave the lineup the rest of the year. Many of you had my poo dripping from your mouths the next week. (I was told to die)
I posted this same thing about the royals mike aviles. blowing his first opportunity only to get another and become super f'n awesome!

All the speculation about coaches, Pioli having an Ace down his pants or up his sleave and giving his father in law an extra fat paycheck, clark and marty late night chats, and the supposed actual interest rumblings blowing out of denver, etc... Has led me to this.

HC-Bill Parcels
OC-Shanny the fanny rat
DC- Marty fuckin Schottenheimer

ah. The wait has lifted. Super bowl bound.

wait, wait, wait. i got it

Cowher HC
Haley OC
Jesus DC(we need him bad)

[no love]

eye believe the edit was due to a grammar police warrant. nothing more. actually eye think it was to add thiggy's stats from the 3 weeks to help prove the point.

eye would never edit a previous post except for spelling and... to add stats.

eye also think that with all of the speculation, and what everyone on here thinks they know, until something actually happens, we have the right to make ridiculous claims like marty coming out of retirement for a coordinator job.

as for a naked jenna fischer, not my first choice but eye will see what can be done. Don't be suprised if it ends up being a tan, sweaty richard simmons.

[smittysbar]

EYE

[EyePod]

Originally Posted by rambleonthruthefog

wait, wait, wait. i got it

Cowher HC
Haley OC
Jesus DC(we need him bad)

No way, he'd suck as a DC.

He'd be getting nailed to a cross by the other team, and he wouldn't do anything to stop it.

I went there.

[smittysbar]

Originally Posted by EyePod

No way, he'd suck as a DC.

He'd be getting nailed to a cross by the other team, and he wouldn't do anything to stop it.

I went there.

Need to get away......how bout a Snickers

[no love]

I agree. I always viewed jesus as a little soft.

[EyePod]

Originally Posted by no love

I agree. I always viewed jesus as a little soft.

I know! I bet Mary M. is his dominatrix. Jesus is totally into submission... He just took it a little too far... like those people who are into autoeroticasphyxiation who accidentally kill themselves.