Chiefs ok, i'll do it. Super Perfect World Coaching Scenario

no love · 01-21-2009, 11:59 PM

first, a little history. Some months ago I posted Tyler Thigpen would enter the Chiefs line-up, outplay a hall of fame qb moonlighting for the jets, and never leave the lineup the rest of the year. Many of you had my poo dripping from your mouths the next week. (I was told to die)
I posted this same thing about the royals mike aviles. blowing his first opportunity only to get another and become super f'n awesome!

All the speculation about coaches, Pioli having an Ace down his pants or up his sleave and giving his father in law an extra fat paycheck, clark and marty late night chats, and the supposed actual interest rumblings blowing out of denver, etc... Has led me to this.

HC-Bill Parcels
OC-Shanny the fanny rat
DC- Marty fuckin Schottenheimer

ah. The wait has lifted. Super bowl bound.

blueballs · 01-22-2009, 12:04 AM

to stoned to get it up

KcKing · 01-22-2009, 12:06 AM

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 01-22-2009, 12:08 AM

You're sneerious?

**Bugeater** · 01-22-2009, 12:08 AM

You were wise to post this at night. The day crew would've had you crying within 30 seconds of you hitting submit.

**Bowser** · 01-22-2009, 12:13 AM

el borracho · 01-22-2009, 12:19 AM

I suppose Richard Simmons is one of our positional coaches to complete this "Sweatin' to the Oldies" crew.

no love · 01-22-2009, 12:30 AM

Just figured it's worth a shot.

sweatin to the oldies... always good for a laugh

Discuss Thrower · 01-22-2009, 12:49 AM

I can hardly feel my face right now and even *I* think this is a horrible idea.

Nightfyre · 01-22-2009, 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by no love

first, a little history. Some months ago I posted Tyler Thigpen would enter the Chiefs line-up, outplay a hall of fame qb moonlighting for the jets, and never leave the lineup the rest of the year. Many of you had my poo dripping from your mouths the next week. (I was told to die)
I posted this same thing about the royals mike aviles. blowing his first opportunity only to get another and become super f'n awesome!

All the speculation about coaches, Pioli having an Ace down his pants or up his sleave and giving his father in law an extra fat paycheck, clark and marty late night chats, and the supposed actual interest rumblings blowing out of denver, etc... Has led me to this.

HC-Bill Parcels
OC-Shanny the fanny rat
DC- Marty fuckin Schottenheimer

ah. The wait has lifted. Super bowl bound.

Just think of the supernova that would occur should all of these egos coexist on the same sideline.

smittysbar · 01-22-2009, 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by no love

first, a little history. Some months ago I posted Tyler Thigpen would enter the Chiefs line-up, outplay a hall of fame qb moonlighting for the jets, and never leave the lineup the rest of the year. Many of you had my poo dripping from your mouths the next week. (I was told to die)
I posted this same thing about the royals mike aviles. blowing his first opportunity only to get another and become super f'n awesome!

All the speculation about coaches, Pioli having an Ace down his pants or up his sleave and giving his father in law an extra fat paycheck, clark and marty late night chats, and the supposed actual interest rumblings blowing out of denver, etc... Has led me to this.

HC-Bill Parcels
OC-Shanny the fanny rat
DC- Marty fuckin Schottenheimer

ah. The wait has lifted. Super bowl bound.

Nice post, DUMB ****

**kysirsoze** · 01-22-2009, 03:21 AM

That was the wrongest thing I've ever read. You may have made a couple accurate predictions, but that doesn't mean you have the power to remake reality however you wish. And if it does I will accept a nude Jenna Fischer in my bed this evening as adequate proof.

kstater · 01-22-2009, 05:00 AM

You should start a website and charge for this info, this is good stuff.

Oh, and Kill yourself/

BigRock · 01-22-2009, 05:28 AM

SUPER PERFECT WORLD

HC - The nuclear reanimated corpse of Vince Lombardi
OC - Bill Walsh's frozen head in a jar
DC - John Edward from "Crossing Over" who gets the plays from Tom Landry's ghost

**the Talking Can** · 01-22-2009, 05:42 AM

your mother was making a scat flick when she gave birth to you

01-21-2009, 11:59 PM
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