Life Rainman Type Poll - Page 2

**Buck** · 04-28-2009, 05:11 PM

You go to your doctor for a physical.

Everything is fine, except he tells you, never chew gum again. If you do, you have a 95% chance of dying from it.

What do you do?

(poll to follow)

**Buck** · 04-28-2009, 07:15 PM

Maybe a mod can change the title to Simply_Red Type Poll

Cannibal · 04-28-2009, 07:16 PM

I just had my first ever root canal today. Doesn't really relate to you chewing gum, just reminded me of it. GOD IT SUCKED ASS!

booger · 04-28-2009, 07:19 PM

the doc was pulling your leg. he wanted you to tell him a doctor joke. next time tell him you went to the sperm donor clinic to have your soldiers checked. Say that when the dr came in you expected them to run tests but he said that wasn't necessarry cause the nurse told the doc she had to chew before she swallowed after she blew yah, so your sperm count was plenty high.

Ebolapox · 04-28-2009, 07:29 PM

deadliest catch, without the crabs
we're almost out of oil, call the ARABS!

View Poll Results: What do you do?
Listen to the Doctor, Never Chew Gum Again	14	42.42%
Laugh in the Doctors face, theres no way chewing gum can be fatal	13	39.39%
9 out of 10 Dentists choose Gaz	6	18.18%
Voters: 33. You may not vote on this poll

04-28-2009, 05:11 PM
Buck Take a Chill Pill Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Carolina Casino cash: $8319900	Rainman Type Poll You go to your doctor for a physical. Everything is fine, except he tells you, never chew gum again. If you do, you have a 95% chance of dying from it. What do you do? (poll to follow)
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04-28-2009, 07:15 PM	#16
Buck Take a Chill Pill Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Carolina Casino cash: $8319900	Maybe a mod can change the title to Simply_Red Type Poll
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04-28-2009, 07:16 PM	#17
Cannibal Better to burn out... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Bible Thumping Country Casino cash: $10010618	I just had my first ever root canal today. Doesn't really relate to you chewing gum, just reminded me of it. GOD IT SUCKED ASS!
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04-28-2009, 07:19 PM	#18
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $1438550	the doc was pulling your leg. he wanted you to tell him a doctor joke. next time tell him you went to the sperm donor clinic to have your soldiers checked. Say that when the dr came in you expected them to run tests but he said that wasn't necessarry cause the nurse told the doc she had to chew before she swallowed after she blew yah, so your sperm count was plenty high. __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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04-28-2009, 07:29 PM	#19
Ebolapox remember, remember Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: como Casino cash: $2019903	deadliest catch, without the crabs we're almost out of oil, call the ARABS!
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