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**bevischief** · 11-07-2009, 09:00 AM

I have been on a Federal jury all week over a very sexual email that was sent. 2 "best friends with benefits" a male and a female after she decided to go different ways and the male in this case decides to send a email with pictures that belong in porn to her mom, ex-husband, ex-inlaws, her boy toys, and her boss and a few others after the she called it off. What a way to spend a week.

StcChief · 11-08-2009, 07:19 PM

just say Hang-'em and it's over.

Abba-Dabba · 11-09-2009, 06:20 AM

You gotta know how to answer the questions properly. 2 answers I have used to be be let go quickly are.

He was arrested, so he must be guilty.

Yes sir, I would always take the stand in my defense.

Both defense attorneys loved those. They were worth a couple pencil scratches.

I hate to sound rude, but attorneys look for the most naive out of the jury pool for the majority of jurors they pick. You want to be picked for jury duty, act and answer like you will believe anything, or become a housewife.

**gblowfish** · 11-09-2009, 11:56 AM

I made it to the final cut on the Westport rapist jury, but the defense picked a bunch of fat white chicks. Not sure why... they all found him guilty as charged.

**Rain Man** · 11-09-2009, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chevy369

They only gave us paper copies and would not let us near a copier...

MS Paint?

11-07-2009, 09:00 AM
bevischief .... Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Somewhere Kansas Casino cash: $7739352 VARSITY	Have you served on a jury? I have been on a Federal jury all week over a very sexual email that was sent. 2 "best friends with benefits" a male and a female after she decided to go different ways and the male in this case decides to send a email with pictures that belong in porn to her mom, ex-husband, ex-inlaws, her boy toys, and her boss and a few others after the she called it off. What a way to spend a week.
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11-08-2009, 07:19 PM	#61
StcChief Playing for #1 Draft Pick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Just West of Lambs land Casino cash: $10004900	just say Hang-'em and it's over. __________________ sig test for this screwy schema
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11-09-2009, 06:20 AM	#62
Abba-Dabba MVP Join Date: May 2001 Casino cash: $3582970	You gotta know how to answer the questions properly. 2 answers I have used to be be let go quickly are. He was arrested, so he must be guilty. Yes sir, I would always take the stand in my defense. Both defense attorneys loved those. They were worth a couple pencil scratches. I hate to sound rude, but attorneys look for the most naive out of the jury pool for the majority of jurors they pick. You want to be picked for jury duty, act and answer like you will believe anything, or become a housewife.
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11-09-2009, 11:56 AM	#63
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $16896178 VARSITY	I made it to the final cut on the Westport rapist jury, but the defense picked a bunch of fat white chicks. Not sure why... they all found him guilty as charged.
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