Life Hotel stays FROM HELL! - Page 4

**Bwana** · 12-03-2009, 09:30 AM

I just had one of the worst hotel stays of my life. I stay at Holiday Inns and Holiday Inn Express hotels for the most part, 95% Holiday Inn express. I checked in last night and go up to the room, I noticed right away that the carpet was super dirty. Oh well, I can live with that, I'm not sleeping on the floor. I go into the bathroom, lift the lid on the head and there is a giant poo in there. WTF? Did the maid have to drop a load?

Fast forward to two 2:25 am. I bunch of dickweeds are running up and down the hall yelling and banging on doors. I tried to ignore it, threw a pillow over my head but could get back to sleep. It just kept going on with a party in a room across the hall. (Have Glock 20 with hollow points and 15 round clips, but the law would be upset if I shoot them for this

)

I got up, throw on my pants and go knock on the door. Some punk answers and says "yeah man?" I said, you guys do know its 3:00 in the ****ing morning don't you? Perhaps it's time to stfu and go night night, there are people up here that aren't owls.

I go back to bed, but am two pissed off and adrenaline up to sleep. About 30 minutes later it starts again. I call the front desk and tell them what's going on and it some chick along and she says, "there is nothing I can do about it." On go the pants, BANG BANG BANG, door opens, same punk. "I asked nicely once, now I'm telling you ****ers for the last time to hold down the noise!" Punk shuts door and all is quiet.

Fast forward to 6:00 am when my alarm goes off. (slept for about an hour) I'm still pissed off and notice when I go to leave hat they had the balls to put a do not disturb on their door.

Wrong answer! Back in my room I go. I dial up their room, no answer. I dial it again, no answer. On the 3rd try, they answer and I said "RISE AND SHINE!" *Click* BANG BANG BANG on their door. A different punk answers. I stuck my head in the door and said "RISE AND SHINE, breakfast is on boys and girls!" I figured, if they had the nuts to party until 3:30 and keep the whole 3rd floor up, they could get up with the rest of us.

I have another Hotel from hell story, but I need to hit the road and make calls in a different town right now.

What are your hotel stays from hell stories?

Hammock Parties · 12-03-2009, 07:45 PM

I had to sleep on a rollaway my entire childhood. Having two sisters sucked.

boogblaster · 12-03-2009, 08:40 PM

Have stayed in every shit-hole motel across America ... Gooks..Cooks..Cockroaches..Gangtas..No heat..No cooling..Whores..Halfwits..Handguns...
I've seen it all ............

Ralphy Boy · 12-03-2009, 09:06 PM

The wife and I stayed at a hotel in St Louis once where the couple next door woke us up at about 2:30, going at it hard. This dude goes on to rail this chick for 3 freaking hours. Loud as hell the whole time. She's screaming, grunting and moaning, he's grunting and moaning, the bed is knocking against the wall. We knocked on the wall a couple of times, but they never stopped. Meanwhile, I'm rambling on to my wife about the drugs this guy must be on to keep it up that long.

She sweetly replied, maybe you should go ask him if you can have some of whatever he's taking.

1adam1238 · 12-03-2009, 09:08 PM

Hard to sleep in a Best Western in Loveland, CO when there is a swingers convention going on. It was like I was in a porno movie in stereo. Cept I wasn't the one getting any action.

Hammock Parties · 12-03-2009, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by 1adam1238

Hard to sleep in a Best Western in Loveland, CO when there is a swingers convention going on. It was like I was in a porno movie in stereo. Cept I wasn't the one getting any action.

****in' sweet.

The first time I woke up to sex was at Nzoner's a few months ago.

**Buck** · 12-03-2009, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

****in' sweet.

The first time I woke up to sex was at Nzoner's a few months ago.

Wow. Not sure how smart this post was, unless this has already been publicly divulged.

Hammock Parties · 12-03-2009, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding

Wow. Not sure how smart this post was, unless this has already been publicly divulged.

Yeah, god forbid someone know that I heard people screwing at Nzoner's. Not like nobody else could hear them.

**Buck** · 12-03-2009, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Yeah, god forbid someone know that I heard people screwing at Nzoner's. Not like nobody else could hear them.

I thought maybe you woke up to someone right next to you doing it and that you, and only you held the secret.

Hammock Parties · 12-03-2009, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding

I thought maybe you woke up to someone right next to you doing it and that you, and only you held the secret.

I wish. Now THAT would have been a story.

No, I was sleeping on Nzoner's couch and I wake up about 3 AM and I definitely heard people ****ing. It might have been porn...but it was definitely people ****ing. There were no dumbbells or stairmasters.

12-03-2009, 09:30 AM
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2136033647	Hotel stays FROM HELL! I just had one of the worst hotel stays of my life. I stay at Holiday Inns and Holiday Inn Express hotels for the most part, 95% Holiday Inn express. I checked in last night and go up to the room, I noticed right away that the carpet was super dirty. Oh well, I can live with that, I'm not sleeping on the floor. I go into the bathroom, lift the lid on the head and there is a giant poo in there. WTF? Did the maid have to drop a load? Fast forward to two 2:25 am. I bunch of dickweeds are running up and down the hall yelling and banging on doors. I tried to ignore it, threw a pillow over my head but could get back to sleep. It just kept going on with a party in a room across the hall. (Have Glock 20 with hollow points and 15 round clips, but the law would be upset if I shoot them for this ) I got up, throw on my pants and go knock on the door. Some punk answers and says "yeah man?" I said, you guys do know its 3:00 in the **ing morning don't you? Perhaps it's time to stfu and go night night, there are people up here that aren't owls. I go back to bed, but am two pissed off and adrenaline up to sleep. About 30 minutes later it starts again. I call the front desk and tell them what's going on and it some chick along and she says, "there is nothing I can do about it." On go the pants, BANG BANG BANG, door opens, same punk. "I asked nicely once, now I'm telling you *ers for the last time to hold down the noise!" Punk shuts door and all is quiet. Fast forward to 6:00 am when my alarm goes off. (slept for about an hour) I'm still pissed off and notice when I go to leave hat they had the balls to put a do not disturb on their door. Wrong answer! Back in my room I go. I dial up their room, no answer. I dial it again, no answer. On the 3rd try, they answer and I said "RISE AND SHINE!" Click* BANG BANG BANG on their door. A different punk answers. I stuck my head in the door and said "RISE AND SHINE, breakfast is on boys and girls!" I figured, if they had the nuts to party until 3:30 and keep the whole 3rd floor up, they could get up with the rest of us. I have another Hotel from hell story, but I need to hit the road and make calls in a different town right now. What are your hotel stays from hell stories?
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12-03-2009, 09:06 PM	#48
Ralphy Boy MVP Join Date: Aug 2001 Casino cash: $10004900	The wife and I stayed at a hotel in St Louis once where the couple next door woke us up at about 2:30, going at it hard. This dude goes on to rail this chick for 3 freaking hours. Loud as hell the whole time. She's screaming, grunting and moaning, he's grunting and moaning, the bed is knocking against the wall. We knocked on the wall a couple of times, but they never stopped. Meanwhile, I'm rambling on to my wife about the drugs this guy must be on to keep it up that long. She sweetly replied, maybe you should go ask him if you can have some of whatever he's taking.
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12-03-2009, 09:08 PM	#49
1adam1238 Knob Noster Alum Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Dayton, Nevada Casino cash: $8928155	Hard to sleep in a Best Western in Loveland, CO when there is a swingers convention going on. It was like I was in a porno movie in stereo. Cept I wasn't the one getting any action.
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