Poop Customer Service - Page 3

Buddy Rich · 12-04-2009, 01:55 PM

At my job we have livechat on our website. here's a conversation I had earlier with an Indian fellow.

Jon: how may I help you?
Visitor: can u tel me the cost of canon imageRUNNER iR 2022N in INR
Jon: what's an INR ?
Visitor: Indian Rupee
Jon: $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.97
Visitor: ???
Jon: I'm in the USA. I have no idea how much a US machine will cost in Rupee's.
Visitor: k tel me in $
Jon: I don't ship out of the USA
Visitor: so
Jon: good bye
Visitor: fuck
Jon: fuckity fuck fuck
Visitor: suck it man
Jon: ok. pull it out and show it to me.
Jon: I love big c*cks
Jon: especially black ones
Visitor: then go 4 elephant

**Rain Man** · 12-04-2009, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by SDChiefs

It is in Temecula. I believe it is in certain areas of SD. I wouldn't recommend it though. Their customer service sucks, nothing works properly, you get transferred to 15 different departments before you get the right one. If you need to do anything with them you need to set apart at least an hour out of your day.

I could never live in Temecula. That city name completely creeps me out. Too much like Tarantula.

**bevischief** · 12-04-2009, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

Well, if he does get canned, I'm sure Comcast will hire him in a second.

Or ATT

**Saul Good** · 12-04-2009, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I could never live in Temecula. That city name completely creeps me out. Too much like Tarantula.

Dear Temecula,

Please change the name of your city to something that sounds more like Dongola. That is all.

**bevischief** · 12-04-2009, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by FAX

Another discussion of the monetary exchange rate quickly evolving into one's personal color preference in elephant penes.

Happens all the time at Fed board meetings.

FAX

Or AIG...

sodcat · 12-04-2009, 09:22 PM

THank you for sharing that with us?

**CosmicPal** · 12-04-2009, 09:32 PM

With the zillions of people (like myself) who are currently laid-off, it amazes me how ignorant some of the customer service people out there are behaving on the job.

The other day I even told some clerk at the grocery store that her attitude sucked and there were a million people out there who would be happy to take her job right now. Of course, that didn't change her attitude one bit and I didn't expect it to.

12-04-2009, 01:55 PM
Buddy Rich Exasperated Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Africa Casino cash: $2334965	Customer Service At my job we have livechat on our website. here's a conversation I had earlier with an Indian fellow. Jon: how may I help you? Visitor: can u tel me the cost of canon imageRUNNER iR 2022N in INR Jon: what's an INR ? Visitor: Indian Rupee Jon: $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.97 Visitor: ??? Jon: I'm in the USA. I have no idea how much a US machine will cost in Rupee's. Visitor: k tel me in $ Jon: I don't ship out of the USA Visitor: so Jon: good bye Visitor: fuck Jon: fuckity fuck fuck Visitor: suck it man Jon: ok. pull it out and show it to me. Jon: I love big c*cks Jon: especially black ones Visitor: then go 4 elephant
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12-04-2009, 09:22 PM	#35
sodcat Starter Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: MO Casino cash: $10004925	THank you for sharing that with us?
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12-04-2009, 09:32 PM	#36
CosmicPal Learn it. Know it. Live it. Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Casino cash: $10004900	With the zillions of people (like myself) who are currently laid-off, it amazes me how ignorant some of the customer service people out there are behaving on the job. The other day I even told some clerk at the grocery store that her attitude sucked and there were a million people out there who would be happy to take her job right now. Of course, that didn't change her attitude one bit and I didn't expect it to. __________________ - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - Four blessings upon my fellow planeteers: Older whiskey, younger women, faster horses, and more money.
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