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Please kill reality TV.
http://www.avclub.com/articles/new-c...-tradin,46757/
New CBS reality show to feature celebrities trading places with the regular scum who share their names by Sean O'Neal October 25, 2010 Now that reality television is shying away from the sort of regular people empowerment that attracts sociopaths and murderers, the next wave seems to be stroking the egos of sadly under-stroked celebrities—shows like I Get That A Lot and Undercover Karaoke, where famous stars go out and mingle with the non-famous, then reveal to the rabble who they really are and bask in the adulation firsthand. CBS’ in-development series The Same Name follows a similar “he who walks among you” premise, but also brings in the power-shift of Undercover Boss, matching celebrities with ordinary people who share, duh, the same name and having them trade lives for a little while. Thus the regular person will get a temporary reward for always having to endure the smartassed comments, e-mails, and phone calls from folks trying to track down a celebrity and who are under the delusion that, for some reason, Justin Bieber might have a listed phone number in Jacksonville, Florida, while the famous person feigns interest in how their non-famous name doppelganger lives while still getting accorded the properly awed treatment which their status demands. (By the way, I’m fully expecting to hear from the network so I can swap places with Clarissa Explains It All actor Sean O’Neal, or maybe just punch him in the face for all the e-mails and phone calls I’ve received on his behalf over the past 19 years.) |
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08-08-2011, 10:21 PM | #32 |
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My cousin is pushing hard for me to sign up for that show.
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08-09-2011, 02:27 AM | #34 |
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I was bored last night and it was late and I was flipping through channels and landed on VH1 classic and Celebrity Rehab was on. In rehab was Amy Fischer, Sean Young, Doc Gooden, Lindsey Lohan's Dad and a couple of other no names. I now understand why Lohan is as fucked up as she is. Her Dad is fucked up beyond repair. I couldn't turn it off it was like watching a car wreck. Amy Fischer was discussing her porn career and her feelings in joint counseling with her hubby and Dr.
The only sane ones were Gooden and Sean Young. And I felt bad for both of them for hitting bottom and probably needing the money and agreeing to appear on this show. Hell I may watch it again next week.
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I like sports...that's it for my reality shows
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But I think I'll pass. If I get the urge to see Sean Young, I think I'd be better off watching Blade Runner for the 100th time. |
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08-09-2011, 08:00 AM | #39 |
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While I'm sure some of that stuff is staged (just like Pawn Stars - like any of those fat bastards would order from Subway unless they were getting paid to do it), seriously, we both know those people exist. Have you ever eaten lunch at a truck stop like that? Over the course of a couple of days you could easily film enough redneck dumbassery to fill a half-hour TV show. At least.
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08-09-2011, 01:09 PM | #41 |
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I love that movie. Could relate to it so well.
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