Other Games Gladiator Round 6, Match 1 (The Championship): rooster vs. otter - Page 3

**Rain Man** · 07-19-2011, 03:26 PM

In this corner, standing 7-foot-4 and weighing 360 pounds on the internet, we have the commandant of the Marines, the king of the Spartans, the corona of the conquistadors, and the turk of the Gurkhas....

ROOOOOOOOOSTERRRRRRRR!

Rooster has killed people with chain saws, flame throwers, AK-47s, M-1 Garands, and a two-handed sword! And he is reaaaaaady to rummmmmmmble!

And in this corner, also standing 7-foot-4 and weighing 360 pounds on the internet, we have the ninja of the samurais, der fuehrer of the Panzer SS, the ruler of the Vikings, and the chief of the Apaches....

OTTTTTTTTTTTERRRRRRRRR!

Otter has killed people in the desert, inside a bouncy castle, in lava fields, on a merry go round, and in temperate forests. And he is reaaaaaady to rummmmmmmble!

This is winner take all. No mercy. Fight to the death. The winner will walk away as the greatest gladiator on chiefsplanet.

Ready?

rooster:

Chain Saw

Backup weapon: bowie knife

Special Factor: You were kneed in the groin by each of the Olsen twins (Mary Kate and Ashley) right before the match.

Time to plan: 55 seconds

otter:

Small pocket knife with instantly deadly poison coating

Backup weapon: bowie knife

Special Factor: You have a prissy cheerleader on your side who hits like a girl and is unarmed (and won't carry weapons), but who really wants to help you.

Time to plan: 8 seconds

Venue:

A bouncy castle (no kids present) - Starting distance: 25 feet

**loochy** · 07-19-2011, 07:33 PM

**Gadzooks** · 07-19-2011, 08:57 PM

This competition had devolved into a farce.
Rain Man has poured his heart and soul into this and the majority have pissed all over it.
For SHAME!!!
For SHAME!!!
I am disappoint...
(for those of you under 60 you know what I'm talking aboot)

Hammock Parties · 07-19-2011, 09:29 PM

This is the first google link for rooster vs otter

Sweet Daddy Hate · 07-19-2011, 09:42 PM

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us"

Sofa King · 07-20-2011, 07:15 AM

I haven't decided who will win, but i know chickens are hard to kill.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken

Mike the Headless Chicken (April 1945 – March 1947), also known as Miracle Mike, was a Wyandotte chicken that lived for 18 months after his head had been mostly cut off.

MOhillbilly · 07-20-2011, 07:23 AM

How did Mike eat?

Rooster · 07-20-2011, 12:40 PM

Rooster.....Rooster......Rooster.....

MOhillbilly · 07-20-2011, 01:02 PM

Count me, count me, count me!

Rooster, you better hope for one more good buckle in the drag that brains him, cause you aint gonna make it to the short count.

Otter · 07-20-2011, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarthCarlSatan

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us"

Heh, they have some weird little hands. Not quiet sure how I got this far but....

**Rain Man** · 07-20-2011, 05:18 PM

Game over, and tournament over. We end with otter sitting atop rooster plunging the knife into his chest while Brittany the cheerleader kicks him in the head.

Nice tournament, everyone, and remember you're all winners other than the 63 who got killed.

4th and Long · 07-20-2011, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

you're all winners other than the 63 who got killed.

**Bwana** · 07-20-2011, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

you're all winners other than the 63 who got killed.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 07-20-2011, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otter

Heh, they have some weird little hands. Not quiet sure how I got this far but....

You and Bwana are the CP Mountain Men. You can kill bears by staring them to death, and then cook them over an open flame while making the fat dissipate before it even THINKS of hitting the fire with thew power of your minds.

Us City folk simply don't stand a chance.

View Poll Results: Who wins?
rooster	24	41.38%
otter	34	58.62%
Voters: 58. You may not vote on this poll

07-19-2011, 03:26 PM
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-472449 VARSITY	Gladiator Round 6, Match 1 (The Championship): rooster vs. otter In this corner, standing 7-foot-4 and weighing 360 pounds on the internet, we have the commandant of the Marines, the king of the Spartans, the corona of the conquistadors, and the turk of the Gurkhas.... ROOOOOOOOOSTERRRRRRRR! Rooster has killed people with chain saws, flame throwers, AK-47s, M-1 Garands, and a two-handed sword! And he is reaaaaaady to rummmmmmmble! And in this corner, also standing 7-foot-4 and weighing 360 pounds on the internet, we have the ninja of the samurais, der fuehrer of the Panzer SS, the ruler of the Vikings, and the chief of the Apaches.... OTTTTTTTTTTTERRRRRRRRR! Otter has killed people in the desert, inside a bouncy castle, in lava fields, on a merry go round, and in temperate forests. And he is reaaaaaady to rummmmmmmble! This is winner take all. No mercy. Fight to the death. The winner will walk away as the greatest gladiator on chiefsplanet. Ready? rooster: Chain Saw Backup weapon: bowie knife Special Factor: You were kneed in the groin by each of the Olsen twins (Mary Kate and Ashley) right before the match. Time to plan: 55 seconds otter: Small pocket knife with instantly deadly poison coating Backup weapon: bowie knife Special Factor: You have a prissy cheerleader on your side who hits like a girl and is unarmed (and won't carry weapons), but who really wants to help you. Time to plan: 8 seconds Venue: A bouncy castle (no kids present) - Starting distance: 25 feet
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Sofa King Bump it Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Dakota Casino cash: $-220000 VARSITY	I haven't decided who will win, but i know chickens are hard to kill. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken Mike the Headless Chicken (April 1945 – March 1947), also known as Miracle Mike, was a Wyandotte chicken that lived for 18 months after his head had been mostly cut off.
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07-20-2011, 05:18 PM	#40
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-472449 VARSITY	Game over, and tournament over. We end with otter sitting atop rooster plunging the knife into his chest while Brittany the cheerleader kicks him in the head. Nice tournament, everyone, and remember you're all winners other than the 63 who got killed. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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