Football Cry me a river Jerry

LiveSteam · 09-14-2011, 01:34 PM

NEW YORK—Saying it "might be years before America's Team recovers from the devastation," Cowboys owner Jerry Jones told reporters Monday his team's 27-24 defeat by the New York Jets on Sept. 11 marked the worst 9/11 on record. "I'll never forget where I was on Sept. 11 when that punt was blocked and our team just collapsed," said Jones, adding that he was still struggling to comprehend the enormity of the loss. "All I could do was watch from the sidelines… I kept thinking, 'This can't be happening. This can't be real.' But it was." The almost inconsolable Jones stated that "As of 9/11, we are all Dallas Cowboys" before succumbing to grief and being escorted from the building.

http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/ar...rst-911,26084/
Nice spoof

LiveSteam · 09-14-2011, 01:35 PM

Americas team MY ASS!

blaise · 09-14-2011, 01:38 PM

I heard it was Halliburton that made Romo fumble at the one.

Pasta Little Brioni · 09-14-2011, 01:46 PM

I imagine a roll in his money pit will cheer the old bastard up.

AllInThaGame · 09-14-2011, 02:18 PM

... if he cries, he loses those pretty eyes of his, and this it's off to the plastic surgeon again.

LiveSteam · 09-14-2011, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by ZootedGranny

How are people still falling for Onion articles?

Um I said spoof

ZootedGranny · 09-14-2011, 02:22 PM

I have you on ignore, and didn't see your last line.

LiveSteam · 09-14-2011, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZootedGranny

I have you on ignore, and didn't see your last line.

09-14-2011, 01:34 PM
LiveSteam The Constitutional Choo choo Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: homeof43conferencetitles Casino cash: $-1464568	Cry me a river Jerry NEW YORK—Saying it "might be years before America's Team recovers from the devastation," Cowboys owner Jerry Jones told reporters Monday his team's 27-24 defeat by the New York Jets on Sept. 11 marked the worst 9/11 on record. "I'll never forget where I was on Sept. 11 when that punt was blocked and our team just collapsed," said Jones, adding that he was still struggling to comprehend the enormity of the loss. "All I could do was watch from the sidelines… I kept thinking, 'This can't be happening. This can't be real.' But it was." The almost inconsolable Jones stated that "As of 9/11, we are all Dallas Cowboys" before succumbing to grief and being escorted from the building. http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/ar...rst-911,26084/ Nice spoof
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