Other Sports Gladiator 2018 - Round 2, Match 13 - RockChalk versus Fire Me Boy! - Page 3

**Rain Man** · 08-13-2018, 11:21 AM

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.

Venue - Easter Island
Starting Distance - 50196 feet

RockChalk

Main Weapon - A small zero-turn-radius riding lawn mower capable of 10 mph, with the mower blades open on the front of the machine like a propellor
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 9 Minutes
Special Factors - None

Fire Me Boy!

Main Weapon - Police baton
Backup Weapon - 20 sharp small ninja stars

Prep Time - 4 Minutes
Special Factors - Your main weapon is given to you at the beginning of your prep time, not at time t=0, but it's in one of those hard to open plastic shrinkwrapped clamshell things.

tooge · 08-13-2018, 01:02 PM

This is entertaining and all, but it's all a moot point. Rock Chalk is obviously a former or present KU student, which, by association makes him a milktoast. FMB in a landslide.

Graystoke · 08-13-2018, 01:14 PM

FMB has got this. He can cook a gourmet dinner on Easter Island when he is done whoopin ass

MVChiefFan · 08-13-2018, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graystoke

FMB has got this. He can cook a gourmet dinner on Easter Island when he is done whoopin ass

He’ll cook his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

**RockChalk** · 08-14-2018, 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge

This is entertaining and all, but it's all a moot point. Rock Chalk is obviously a former or present KU student, which, by association makes him a milktoast. FMB in a landslide.

Long ago student.

I agree that I'm dead in this one. I was provided with possibly the worst weapon and venue combination possible. While I'm quite confident I would easily take this battle in real life given my fitness and training background, I will be crushed in this hypothetical Gladiator Tournament. RIP to me

threebag · 08-14-2018, 09:09 AM

Looks like the mower is going to kick ass

**Rain Man** · 08-15-2018, 11:17 AM

Apparently lawn mowers aren't a very good weapon against a guy who doesn't have toes. Fire Me Boy once again uses his unique superpower to vanquish a foe, and moves on to Round 3.

Sorce · 08-15-2018, 11:20 AM

After defeating RockChalk FMB griddled him. Incoming what's for dinner post.

View Poll Results: Who wins?
RockChalk	10	31.25%
Fire Me Boy!	22	68.75%
Voters: 32. You may not vote on this poll

08-13-2018, 11:21 AM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3328491 VARSITY	Gladiator 2018 - Round 2, Match 13 - RockChalk versus Fire Me Boy! Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise. Venue - Easter Island Starting Distance - 50196 feet RockChalk Main Weapon - A small zero-turn-radius riding lawn mower capable of 10 mph, with the mower blades open on the front of the machine like a propellor Backup Weapon - None Prep Time - 9 Minutes Special Factors - None Fire Me Boy! Main Weapon - Police baton Backup Weapon - 20 sharp small ninja stars Prep Time - 4 Minutes Special Factors - Your main weapon is given to you at the beginning of your prep time, not at time t=0, but it's in one of those hard to open plastic shrinkwrapped clamshell things.
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08-13-2018, 01:02 PM	#31
tooge MVP Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Liberty, MO Casino cash: $3964112	This is entertaining and all, but it's all a moot point. Rock Chalk is obviously a former or present KU student, which, by association makes him a milktoast. FMB in a landslide.
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08-13-2018, 01:14 PM	#32
Graystoke MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Driftless Region Casino cash: $935564	FMB has got this. He can cook a gourmet dinner on Easter Island when he is done whoopin ass
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08-14-2018, 09:09 AM	#35
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08-15-2018, 11:17 AM	#36
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3328491 VARSITY	Apparently lawn mowers aren't a very good weapon against a guy who doesn't have toes. Fire Me Boy once again uses his unique superpower to vanquish a foe, and moves on to Round 3. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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08-15-2018, 11:20 AM	#37
Sorce Veteran Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Kansas City, MO Casino cash: $6428777	After defeating RockChalk FMB griddled him. Incoming what's for dinner post.
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