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*** Official Arizona Cardinals Clown Show Thread ***
Yeah it's the NFC and not a team we worry or care about, but the Cardinals are a three-ring circus, so before we get any farther into this season thought it might be fun to have a thread to capture some of it. They have been pretty laughable for years, but are taking it to the next level this year with an all-new regime.
Will start this out with Coach Gannon. This is the stuff the Cardinals PR department believes represent him in the best light possible.
Also, in case there are any Cardinals fans here, your head football coach has a message for you:
Will try to keep this thread updated with any new morsels of unintentional comedy gold that the Cardinals decide to release to the wild. For whatever reason I cannot look away from this team. |
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Politically Incorrect
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I predicted them to have the worst record in football.
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Politically Incorrect
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4-13 or 3-14
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Needs more middle fingers
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Dude was hired to tank the team. No charisma at all, which means the fans won't give two ****s about him when they ultimately dump him.
His job is to earn the #1 overall pick.
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That Cringe level is Tater Wilson worthy. Ouch.
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The man you could post like.
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That's a dude that breaks his nose when he walks into a wall with an erection.
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This dude was so horrible that even Skyy Moore and Kadarius Toney could score against him.
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The pizza king of kansas
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That mother****er is not real!
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In Search of a Life
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It's too bad Arizona didn't hire the Cincy DC. He has been a major part of Cincy's success, and I would be curious to see the Bengals operate without him.
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My Mamma Says
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“Who took the short buss here???”
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The man you could post like.
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Move back to St Louis if you want killers, Pee-wee
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