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[Chiefs Pantalones]

He just left my house.

Mother ****er jacked all my shit!! I called the cops but they didn't believe me.

[C-Mac]

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[KurtCobain]

Originally Posted by Vanilla Thunder

He just left my house.

Mother ****er jacked all my shit!! I called the cops but they didn't believe me.

Was he driving a green sleigh this year? Because there's one in my driveway and someone has locked themself and a herd of reindeer in my attic. They won't ****ing come out until I get them a sack of rocks. I called the police and they told me they could care less.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Originally Posted by C-Mac

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awesome.

I'm going to show that to my little nieces and nephews tomorrow. lol, just kidding

[Mecca]

Originally Posted by joeyranaway

Was he driving a green sleigh this year? Because there's one in my driveway and someone has locked themself and a herd of reindeer in my attic. They won't ****ing come out until I get them a sack of rocks. I called the police and they told me they could care less.

Crack rocks?

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Originally Posted by joeyranaway

Was he driving a green sleigh this year? Because there's one in my driveway and someone has locked themself and a herd of reindeer in my attic. They won't ****ing come out until I get them a sack of rocks. I called the police and they told me they could care less.

The cops don't care. So much for serving and protecting. I need a gun.

[BIG K]

Originally Posted by Vanilla Thunder

The cops don't care. So much for serving and protecting. I need a gun.

Might I suggest the Sig Saur .45? It has proved to be very accurate and reliable when killing the three perps in the last 12 years.....

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Originally Posted by BIG K

Might I suggest the Sig Saur .45? It has proved to be very accurate and reliable when killing the three perps in the last 12 years.....

You think it'll kill an elf?

[Mecca]

Originally Posted by Vanilla Thunder

You think it'll kill an elf?

What about that gay one Hermy?

[BIG K]

Originally Posted by Vanilla Thunder

You think it'll kill an elf?

.....Santa and the stupid reindeer too.......

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Originally Posted by Mecca

What about that gay one Hermy?

Herm does look like an elf.

But it's OKAYYY

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Originally Posted by BIG K

.....Santa and the stupid reindeer too.......

That'll teach them to rob me on Christmas!!!

[BIG K]

Originally Posted by Vanilla Thunder

That'll teach them to rob me on Christmas!!!

fuggers......

Drill them good bro'.....

[KurtCobain]

Originally Posted by Mecca

Crack rocks?

pop rocks.

[KurtCobain]

HE STILL ****ING UP THERE. He had a hooker come through the the roof via helicopter and the damn bitch brought a loud ass stereo. Least they could do is stop looping Jingle Bells, it gets old after three hours of trying tot sleep through it.