An Alternative Christmas Story

Logical · 12-22-2007, 11:42 PM

Upon this day was born the product of an alien lifeform that had artificially inseminated a virgin woman. The birth was by Caesaran section and thus the earths first virgin birth.

Lo mankind considered it a miracle and did put the child through tests and tribulations and the child being of an alien lifeform had great powers of healing.

The Romans considered this lifeform a threat and decided he should die at the cross, the punishment of the day for heretics and threats.

The lifeforms creator saw the injustice and came back to earth and raised their spawn to return to his like kind where he would be appreciated and not denigrated.

And there you have the alternative Christmas story.

Just a thought.

**Gonzo** · 12-23-2007, 12:09 AM

I just had some fried pickles and ranch dressin' mmmmmm good.

RJ · 12-23-2007, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Doom

Upon this day was born the product of an alien lifeform that had artificially inseminated a virgin woman. The birth was by Caesaran section and thus the earths first virgin birth.

Lo mankind considered it a miracle and did put the child through tests and tribulations and the child being of an alien lifeform had great powers of healing.

The Romans considered this lifeform a threat and decided he should die at the cross, the punishment of the day for heretics and threats.

The lifeforms creator saw the injustice and came back to earth and raised their spawn to return to his like kind where he would be appreciated and not denigrated.

And there you have the alternative Christmas story.

Just a thought.

I bought $150 worth of books, CD's and DVD's at Borders today. It all fit in one small bag.

Just another alternative Christmas story.

BIG_DADDY · 12-23-2007, 12:17 AM

Lay off the shrooms dude.

barry_smilez20 · 12-23-2007, 01:34 AM

fried pickles are good

Logical · 12-23-2007, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

Lay off the shrooms dude.

Perhaps the aliens brought us shrooms as well?

blueballs · 12-23-2007, 07:20 PM

Waffle farts stink

Logical · 12-23-2007, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by blueballs

Waffle farts stink

Really?

12-22-2007, 11:42 PM
Logical Screw U if U can't take a joke Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	An Alternative Christmas Story Upon this day was born the product of an alien lifeform that had artificially inseminated a virgin woman. The birth was by Caesaran section and thus the earths first virgin birth. Lo mankind considered it a miracle and did put the child through tests and tribulations and the child being of an alien lifeform had great powers of healing. The Romans considered this lifeform a threat and decided he should die at the cross, the punishment of the day for heretics and threats. The lifeforms creator saw the injustice and came back to earth and raised their spawn to return to his like kind where he would be appreciated and not denigrated. And there you have the alternative Christmas story. Just a thought.
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BIG_DADDY THE RED MENACE Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texas Casino cash: $2568410	Lay off the shrooms dude. __________________ The diabolical genius of Marxism-Socialism is that it provides the emotional and intellectual road map for autocrats to persuade millions of people to support their own enslavement to government. ~Mark Levin April 15, 2019
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