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it pisses me off I don't know the meaning of the word fasted.
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"You like to drink?"
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1) Spelling errors and grammar rules which I've never been taught. 2) WHY THE HELL DOES THIS FORUM AUTOMATICALLY SUBSCRIBE ME TO TOPICS IN WHICH I POST. |
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12-25-2006, 09:23 PM | #5 |
Dumbass!
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Does anyone even know what the hell it is he's bitching about?
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Dumbass!
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I thought it was that he didn't get to experience the dildo.
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12-25-2006, 09:28 PM | #7 |
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I lost interest in it early on.
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12-25-2006, 09:28 PM | #8 | |
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12-25-2006, 09:30 PM | #9 |
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It was a verbose, yet incredibly boring story.
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12-25-2006, 09:32 PM | #10 |
You think you can get by this?
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griev·ance
–noun 1. a wrong considered as grounds for complaint, or something believed to cause distress: Inequitable taxation is the chief grievance. 2. a complaint or resentment, as against an unjust or unfair act: to have a grievance against someone. Hmmm.... This story reminded me more of... con·fes·sion –noun 1. acknowledgment; avowal; admission: a confession of incompetence. 2. acknowledgment or disclosure of sin or sinfulness, esp. to a priest to obtain absolution. 3. something that is confessed. 4. a formal, usually written, acknowledgment of guilt by a person accused of a crime. Good luck on your ACT, bud. |
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12-25-2006, 09:37 PM | #11 |
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Festivus, ****tard.
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12-25-2006, 09:43 PM | #12 |
Woman should only make babies
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your story was missing something..oh yeah a point
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12-25-2006, 10:19 PM | #13 |
don't tell me about collage
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this was his excuse to tell a "funny" story.
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12-25-2006, 10:31 PM | #14 | |
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12-25-2006, 11:35 PM | #15 |
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You know everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting. You're a miracle! Your stories have NONE of that. They're not even amusing ACCIDENTALLY! "Honey, I'd like you to meet J-Town Fan 1988 , he's got some amusing anecodotes for you. Oh and here's a gun so you can blow your brains out. You'll thank me for it." I could tolerate any insurance seminar. For days I could sit there and listen to them go on and on with a big smile on my face. They'd say, "How can you stand it?" I'd say, "'Cause I've been with J-Town Fan 1988. I can take ANYTHING." You know what they'd say? They'd say, "I know what you mean. The high school vibrator guy. Woah." It's like going on a date with a Chatty Cathy doll. I expect you have a little string on your chest, you know, that I pull out and have to snap back. Except I wouldn't pull it out and snap it back - you would. Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! And by the way, you know, when you're telling these little stories? Here's a good idea - have a POINT. It makes it SO much more interesting for the listener!
~sorry bro, just having a little fun. God bless, hope you had a nice Christmas.~
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