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12-19-2008, 10:05 PM | #2 | |
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12-19-2008, 10:13 PM | #3 |
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Finally something that I know something about!
You could set the mood by singing “Moon River” as you bend over the table. Never say “Okay, your turn.” If you feel a bit gay, then switch to a good looking female doctor. Turning your head and coughing could be a whole new experience. |
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12-19-2008, 10:20 PM | #4 |
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12-19-2008, 10:22 PM | #5 | |
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12-19-2008, 11:48 PM | #6 |
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My doctor tried to embarrass me like that but I tricked him by liking it.
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12-20-2008, 02:04 AM | #7 |
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My dad told me when he went to the doctor he asked her "Im not going to get violated on the first date am I ?" She replies back to him "I'm afraid so." Ouch.
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12-20-2008, 09:31 AM | #8 |
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If you've made it this far in life
with out taking it in the ass before a statue of you should be cast |
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12-20-2008, 09:58 AM | #9 | ||
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12-20-2008, 10:11 AM | #10 |
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I remember the first time a doc tried that on me.
I was 17, having a fairly serious health event, sent to the U. A young, Brainy-Smurf looking resident/student doc came in to do a physical, and I'd never had a complete physical before. Towards the end, he starts putting on a glove and asks me to take my pants down....and you could suggest at that time in my life that I wasn't exactly open minded about a dude touching me, especially in the pants area. I asked him what he had in mind, and he said he was going to check my #$&#*^(! and I said "WHAT!?? how do you check that?" and he mentioned his hand and finger and my anus. I pretty much came uncorked, offered to break his arm off and beat him to death with it(or some other form of communicating my feelings on the issue). I remember hearing the conversation he had with my folks outside the door as he left, and seeing giant, capitol letters on my physical that said "ADAMANTLY REFUSED RECTAL EXAM". Now, as life is playing yet another joke on me, there is no avoiding the fact that some doctor is about to see my bull riding scar.....I'm fairy certain a periscope is about to check me for oil in the not too distant future. My sympathy to you sir. |
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12-20-2008, 11:39 AM | #11 |
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The worst I've experienced is a qtip in the pee pee hole.
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12-20-2008, 11:41 AM | #12 |
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Chubbed up?
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12-20-2008, 01:02 PM | #13 |
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12-20-2008, 01:05 PM | #14 |
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Thank God I have 8-10 more years before that Alien Abduction ...
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12-20-2008, 01:09 PM | #15 |
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Getting old does suck! I plan on dying peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa...not screaming for my life like the people riding with him in the car...old joke still funny though.
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