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04-30-2009, 09:12 PM | #2 |
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Just keep the womb broom in the name of compromise.
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04-30-2009, 09:14 PM | #3 |
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I encourage you to join me in a life-long commitment to clean-shaveness.
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04-30-2009, 09:15 PM | #4 |
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They do not get used to them if they are "prickly". Growing it a little longer may help it not to be "prickly" but the best advice is to make sure you use some type of conditioner that may soften the beard up some.
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04-30-2009, 09:16 PM | #5 |
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This is quite simple........keep the beard and don't kiss the wife anymore.
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04-30-2009, 09:19 PM | #6 |
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Keep the beard. She can deal or walk.
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04-30-2009, 09:23 PM | #7 |
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I was wondering about the conditioner stuff. They (whoever they are) make fabric softener, water softener, and stool softener, so I thought maybe they made beard softener, too. However, I've never seen any and I am 100 percent philosophically opposed to the concept of using stool softener on my face.
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04-30-2009, 09:25 PM | #8 |
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If she loves you she will get used to it.
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04-30-2009, 09:26 PM | #9 |
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Antifreeze Gatorade?
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04-30-2009, 09:27 PM | #10 |
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We need to know more about her reaction to offer you sound advice.
Does she respond like Absolon, with much mouth wiping and spitting after kissing your hole? <--------------(amused by his own literary allusions) |
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04-30-2009, 09:29 PM | #11 |
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04-30-2009, 09:30 PM | #12 |
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The answer is simple, tell the beautiful and witty Mrs FAX that she is free to grow a beard of her own.
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04-30-2009, 09:31 PM | #14 |
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There's more to consider than just kissing.
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04-30-2009, 09:31 PM | #15 |
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Tell her she has to shave you know where.
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