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last night when I was extremely wasted (playing quarters with three people, one being a girl, who deferred all of her drinking to me) and professing my love to some girl who pretty much laughed in my face.
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05-01-2009, 10:27 AM | #4 |
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Being caught by my brother's girlfriend humping a rolled up piece of carpet.
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by the way...wutamess...same thing happened to me freshmen year...
My sister graduated the year before I was a freshmen...and had a lot of friends that were seniors...I was in a hurry to get to class...so I was walking pretty fast...maybe even jogging...and some asshole tripped me and I went flying face first down the hall...and one of my sisters girl friends (extremely hot, I was pretty much in love with her) started screaming at the kid that did it because I was "Carrie's little brother"... Pretty devastating day for a 15 year old kid having his older sister's friends fight his battles. |
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Mine was in 7th grade as well. Talent show and me and two other friends did this God-awful tumbling act. It was not pretty....at all.
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when I was a junior...I was skeeting on my girlfriend in my room...but my door was broke...wouldn't really shut...my 5 year old brother (at the time) arrived home with my stepdad...walks into my room...walks out and offers this gem: "daddy, rick's naked!"
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I've had a few in my life. The one I'll share is, when I used to go to church all the time, a small group of us went bowling after Sunday evening service. I tripped and fell when walking up to the lane....wearing a skirt.
That one is mild compared to most of mine, but that's the only one you're getting. |
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Hurting yourself Physically with alcohol Blacking out with alcohol Hurting relashionships with alcohol lost work, anxiety, self medication. I would be careful and don't drink and drive, but look into it and get your shit straight because shit gets ****ed up
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Got real drunk and passed out in a church on a saturday night. Preacher woke me up the next morning at like 6 and drove me home.
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I had never thrown up in my life...
8th grade...pretty important junior high basketball game...I was playing decent but I felt AWFUL...eventually I had to get out of the game...I went to the locker room...and all of the sudden I started spitting a bunch of hot saliva...thinking I was probably going to die I decided I wanted to get mother to diagnose my fate...so I went back to the court to summon mom...and lost about five gallons of vomit, all over the court... Still haven't lived that one down. |
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I'd be willing to bet that it is not an uncommon occurrence. Well, maybe not humping a rolled up piece of carpet (since not every young man has access to a rolled up piece of carpet), but other various inanimate objects.
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My really good girl friend hadn't seen me for a week...she came up to me at the bar two nights ago...and was like, "Rick do you remember last week at the bar?!" (Of course I didn't) Apparently I was involved in an altercation...I kept yelling at this guy that my mom sucks dick...like he would say something to me and I would yell at him about my mom sucking dick...somehow, demeaning my own mother really offended this guy...to the point where he wanted to fight me...so as he was charging me (I guess) I decide it's a good idea to take my pants off and start jumping up and down...peen out and everything...in front of 20 people I graduated with... According to her it was the funniest thing she ever witnessed...so at least I have that going for me... (and of course nothing happened fight wise since I literally had 20 people ready to kill this guy if he did anything, which is always nice) (still don't understand how demeaning my own mother infuriates a person, but whatever) |
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