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Today is the FINAL DAY
Of National Masturbation Month.
So, enjoy this movie as we salute the end of this month, or, you know, however you choose to celebrate it. BTW: I laughed a lot when I saw this video was sponsored by Wal-Mart, of all people. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...?ir=Weird+News |
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05-31-2013, 06:46 PM | #2 |
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Hold on............
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05-31-2013, 06:49 PM | #3 |
Everybody Lies.
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I had no clue, gblowfish. Thanks for reminding me. I need to go buy a 3 pack of KY Liquid. Has anyone tried the warming KY liquid? What about the "His & Her" KY? You know, the stuff that mixes together for some kind of sensation? The "his" being my manhood, and the "her" being my....hand.
Either way, I better start downloading the holy hell out of some Kate Beckinsale and Jennifer Lawrence photos. They're my flavor of the month. |
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05-31-2013, 06:55 PM | #4 |
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How did it get the month before National Wedding Month? Insane
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05-31-2013, 06:56 PM | #5 |
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The ad on my page is trumpeting Carnival Cruises' "Friends and Family Event."
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05-31-2013, 09:45 PM | #6 |
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I masturbate on Hawaii time. 6 more hours suckers!
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06-01-2013, 03:37 AM | #7 |
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Should be the month after.
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06-01-2013, 05:48 AM | #8 |
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Damn I missed it!!!
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06-01-2013, 06:31 AM | #10 |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
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In.
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06-01-2013, 09:15 AM | #11 |
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damn......missed it.......kinda........
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