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1) Cell phone is the debil for women. Get off the phone and be a parent..
2) How do you go apply for job looking like that. Unless you are just fullfilling the Unemployment agreement 'Trying to get a job'
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Ihate woman who don't shave thier underarm and then i have to see them while working that gross.
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I"m not sure if this qualifies, but today one of the kids said, "I'm allergic to spider bites. They make my ears dry." We weren't even talking about spiders
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I have reached the undeniable conclusion that driving in Texas is considered by locals to be a full-contact sport with very few rules.
And the use of turn signals is anathema.
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Here's another one. There's this guy who has one of those little portable hot dog stands about half a block from my office. I'm sure that he's a nice guy and all, but I don't see myself buying a hot dog from a warming tray sitting out in the sun all day. I've walked by this guy every day for about three years now, and I feel like he's watching me and waiting, waiting for that day that I'm going to stop and buy one of his hot dogs, and I feel bad knowing that it'll never happen. His eyes follow me as I walk past him, and he never says anything, never complains, never smiles, never moves, but those eyes watch me as I approach and I can feel them searing into my back as I leave.
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Ok here another one the hindu people who yell at you not meat even when i told the cook that and they can see the food being prepared. All while screaming at me.
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Well i get these hindu customer and they alway tell me no meat and i tell my cook no meat on there food but they alway yell at me when they order. Like hey ok but don't yell at me ok.
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