Coincidence? Or Do I Need an Exorcism?

[CosmicPal]

I swear I must be inhabited by the devil 'cause this sh*t just doesn't happen.

I live a couple of blocks away from the post office which is great 'cause as someone who sells stuff on Amazon and Ebay, I can ship stuff as soon as they are sold. And sometimes, I like to go to the post office late at night when nobody is around and I can use the automated kiosk. This is what I did last night- around 11PM I walk over to the post office with my dog and an armful of packages.

I have my dog sit by the front door. I go in and guess what I see? If you guessed I saw a pile of dog sh*t on the lobby floor, then you're doing better than me. I kid you not, someone had just left the damn post office a few moments before I did and they had their dog with them and their stupid dog took a giant poop on the lobby floor. It stunk bad.

Anyways, so I proceed with mailing my packages. I exit the post office a few moments later and guess what happens next? If you guessed a hot chick pulls up in a car, you my friend are a genius.

She gets out and says, "Your dog is so well-behaved and so cute."

I thank her and then I tell her the truth- "Look, when you go in there, you'll see that some dog took a giant crap on the floor. I swear! I swear it wasn't my dog!" I then walked off embarrassed as hell because there is no way she'd believe me 'cause who the ***** takes their dog to the post office!

My life is cursed I tell you! No *****ing way that is a mere coincidence! Uggghhhhhhhh!!!