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1: I go to the Apple site and no matter what I do it says 3 days to get a 6 year old OS. This can't be right. I open their chat option.
WTF? What is this? Immediately I react to the picture of this guy and dislike him. Just as a reflex. Don't like. Very much dislike. I brush it off and move on.
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10-01-2014, 08:36 PM | #4 | ||
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Now I'm frustrated. I thought I already was ****ing chatting with someone. Apparently not. Now I hold for 3 or 4 minutes for Ashanta…
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Now this $3it pisses me off. I thought for sure I was reading something wrong. Apple actually asks you to pay and then wait THREE ****ING DAYS to download something? I can order a physical disk that will get here in that amount of time.
I can go to the ****ing apple store and d/load 300 files filling a TB of space in a few hours but an OS takes three ****ing days? Why? WHY? AN EMAIL? WHY DOES IT TAKE 3 ****ING DAYS?
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10-01-2014, 08:42 PM | #8 | ||
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SO I CAN ORDER THIS $#IT OVER THE PHONE BUT THEY'LL STILL FORCE ME TO GET A CODE THROUGH MY EMAIL? YOU CAN'T ****ING GIVE ME THE CODE OVER THE PHONE?
AND THIS CODE TAKES UP TO 3 DAYS?
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LLoyd, you're the best bartender from Portland, Maine to Timbuctu but I think you're trying to **** me here. You're a man taking advantage of my situation LLoyd.
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So "Ashanta" gives me a number and I call it. I'm then told that my Apple care plan expired 4 years ago and I can pay $20 to speak to a representative or hold and talk to a tech about my options. This hold time will be 18 minutes.
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I hold. All 18 ****ing minutes.
22 minutes. 28 minutes. 32 minutes. **** YOU APPLE! SUCK MY OLD, FAT, LOYAL TO YOUR PRODUCT FOR WAY TOO LONG ASS! **** YOU AND TAKE EVERY BIT OF THE FLAMING AIDS ANTIFREEZE ENEMA HEADED YOUR WAY! FOR 10 YEARS YOU MADE PRODUCTS THE WORLD LOVED AND IN RETURN YOU MADE ABSOLUTELY NO EFFORT TO MAKE YOUR PRODUCT MORE COMPATIBLE WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD OR AT ANY TIME DROPPED THE PRICE OF YOUR LESS AND LESS COMPETITIVE DESKTOPS WHILE JERKING OFF WITH A MIXTURE OF GOLD DUST AND THE TEARS OF ASIAN CHILDREN! OUT! DONE!
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Is this real life?
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