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Old 07-30-2012, 11:27 AM  
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A Florida Keys woman known as Sea Hag has been charged with fatally shooting a man who refused to give her a beer.

Carolyn Dukeshire, 62, was arrested late Sunday, charged with first-degree murder.

According to the Monroe County Sheriff's Office, Dukeshire shot 64-year-old Martin Mazur five times after Mazur denied her a beer. Casey Whippo, who was with Mazur at the time of the shooting told police they had just returned from dinner to Mazur's house in Conch Key, were sitting outside and had just opened a beer. Dukeshire walked around the side of the house and asked if she could have one, the witness told investigators. When Mazur refused, he said, she opened fire, shooting him in the abdomen, twice in the back and once in the wrist.

After a struggle, she tossed the gun into a canal and sat down before police arrived. Mazur was rushed to Fisherman's Hospital in Marathon, Fla., where he later died.

According to KeysNews.com, Dukeshire, a fisherwoman, is being held without bond in the Monroe County Detention Center.
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Old 07-30-2012, 11:28 AM   #2
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Old 07-30-2012, 11:30 AM   #3
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20 bucks says Sea Hag is a butterface. That body be ROCKIN.
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Old 07-30-2012, 11:32 AM   #4
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Old 07-30-2012, 11:35 AM   #5
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Old 07-30-2012, 11:37 AM   #6
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Turns out it's Nick Nolte researching a role for his upcoming film "Sea Hag in the 21st Century."
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Old 07-30-2012, 11:39 AM   #7
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Some people say that the woman's to blame, but I think it's the old dude's fault.
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Old 07-30-2012, 11:42 AM   #8
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I bet that beer cost about $1 and instead cost him his life. So sad when you choose beer over life.
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Old 07-30-2012, 11:42 AM   #9
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Old 07-30-2012, 11:44 AM   #10
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Old 07-30-2012, 11:45 AM   #11
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Old 07-30-2012, 11:48 AM   #12
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Of Coors, if he'd have given her the beer, things would be just fine. Not a Budding problem.
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