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09-20-2013, 10:09 PM | #2 |
Life is changing..
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JFC, I thought you were going to say you had AIDS and were dying or something.
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09-20-2013, 10:10 PM | #3 |
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Who's the lucky guy?
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09-20-2013, 10:13 PM | #4 |
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09-20-2013, 10:14 PM | #5 |
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09-20-2013, 10:14 PM | #6 |
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Don't bang the stripper!
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09-20-2013, 10:15 PM | #7 |
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09-20-2013, 10:25 PM | #8 |
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Well part of him is dying...and really he won't need his penis anymore anyway.
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09-20-2013, 10:25 PM | #9 |
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Gettin' marred in the morning heh?
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09-20-2013, 10:26 PM | #10 |
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09-20-2013, 10:26 PM | #11 |
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09-20-2013, 10:27 PM | #12 |
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And may your first child be a masculine child.
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09-20-2013, 10:27 PM | #13 |
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RIP
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09-20-2013, 10:28 PM | #14 |
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09-20-2013, 10:29 PM | #15 |
Shaken. Not stirred.
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Come on man. I came in thinking you were dying or something. JFC dude!!!!
Congratulations on getting married though.
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