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Old 12-16-2011, 04:58 PM  
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NFT - So the Large Hadron Collider finds the Higgs boson...

and causes a temporal shift that lands you in England during the middle ages. All you have is your clothes, shoes, wallet full of useless money, cellphone which is as useful as the money in your wallet, and a wedding band (or another single piece of jewelry if you aren't married). You wind up in the middle of a clearing and can see plumes of smoke that you can safely assume is signs of a nearby village.

How long would you survive? Would you be killed as a heretic for saying you are from the future?

Could you fashion weapons and effectively defend yourself against highway men? Would you be able to hunt game to feed yourself? Do you have the gift of gab that will allow you to explain your situation in a manner that these far less technologically evolved people can understand?

/offseason topic
//yes I know there are 3 weeks of reg season left but let's be honest here... KC is already in their offseason, they just happen to be busy the next few Sundays.
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Old 12-16-2011, 05:00 PM   #2
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Go back to playing XBox, dude....
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Old 12-16-2011, 05:01 PM   #3
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Go back to playing XBox, dude....
You deserved to be flipped off by Haley.
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Old 12-16-2011, 05:01 PM   #4
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and causes a temporal shift that lands you in England during the middle ages. All you have is your clothes, shoes, wallet full of useless money, cellphone which is as useful as the money in your wallet, and a wedding band (or another single piece of jewelry if you aren't married). You wind up in the middle of a clearing and can see plumes of smoke that you can safely assume is signs of a nearby village.

How long would you survive? Would you be killed as a heretic for saying you are from the future?

Could you fashion weapons and effectively defend yourself against highway men? Would you be able to hunt game to feed yourself? Do you have the gift of gab that will allow you to explain your situation in a manner that these far less technologically evolved people can understand?

/offseason topic
//yes I know there are 3 weeks of reg season left but let's be honest here... KC is already in their offseason, they just happen to be busy the next few Sundays.
Asshat. Thread title as misleading as "So, Matt Cassel fired from Chiefs."
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Old 12-16-2011, 05:02 PM   #5
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Asshat. Thread title as misleading as "So, Matt Cassel fired from Chiefs."
didn't mean it to be. that said, I tagged it as poop and not science
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Old 12-16-2011, 05:05 PM   #6
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I need to know the exact year or a better estimation than just "middle ages"
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Old 12-16-2011, 05:07 PM   #7
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You deserved to be flipped off by Haley.
All I said was "You Deserved To Be Fired..."
Talk about somebody being ahead of his time!
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Old 12-16-2011, 05:08 PM   #8
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I doubt anyone would survive very long if they depended heavily on the people of that time. English from the Middle Ages (anything prior to 1400 pretty much) is practically a foreign language. Commerce, trade, and "fitting in" are probably completely out of the question.

I took 3 years of Latin in college. If I found a church I might be able to roughly translate and get my bearings after awhile. In the meantime, though, it would come down to a knowledge of outdoors shit. Thankfully I've seen a bunch of episodes of Man Vs. Wild.
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Old 12-16-2011, 05:11 PM   #10
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You only have once choice, really.

Find a place to hole up for awhile, locate a family that will help you, then invent gunpowder and take over the whole damn place.

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Old 12-16-2011, 05:12 PM   #11
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The Middle Ages, at the confluence of the Mississippi and Missouri river? I'd market myself as the Ivory God and assume my perch on the tallest Cahokia Mound.
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Old 12-16-2011, 05:13 PM   #12
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In the year of our Lord 1273
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Find a place to hole up for awhile, locate a family that will help you, then invent gunpowder and take over the whole damn place.

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Do you know how to make gunpowder from scratch? Would you know where to find the ingredients?
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Old 12-16-2011, 05:15 PM   #14
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Do you know how to make gunpowder from scratch? Would you know where to find the ingredients?
Yep. Been making gunpowder since I was a wee lad.

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Old 12-16-2011, 05:16 PM   #15
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Yep. Been making gunpowder since I was a wee lad.

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So if you land in middle England in 1273, how would you go about finding the needed ingredients while wearing modern clothing?
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