Oxycodone is great!

KC Jones · 02-19-2006, 01:24 PM

I have a whole new appreciation for laying around and scratching my butt. Of course, I haven't pooped in 3 days and I'm getting a bit worried about that. I drank plenty of prune juice this morning but still no effect. I think I'm going to get some inkling of what it's like to give birth.

wow - I'm turning into Skip.

58-4ever · 02-19-2006, 01:26 PM

drink some caffeine.

KC Jones · 02-19-2006, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by 58-4ever

drink some caffeine.

This morning I had 3 cups of coffee and two glasses of prune juice.

Hammock Parties · 02-19-2006, 01:31 PM

I see a prolapsed rectum in your future.

58-4ever · 02-19-2006, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale

I see a prolapsed rectum in your future.

That sounds kinda painful.

Hammock Parties · 02-19-2006, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by 58-4ever

That sounds kinda painful.

Rectal prolapse normally describes a medical condition wherein the walls of the rectum protrude through the anus and hence become visible outside the body. There are three chief conditions which come under the title rectal prolapse:

* Full-thickness rectal prolapse describes the entire rectum protruding through the anus

* Mucosal prolapse describes only the rectal mucosa (not the entire wall) prolapsing

* Internal intussusception wherein the rectum collapses but does not exit the rectum

Hammock Parties · 02-19-2006, 01:36 PM

Also, beware!

It is caused by weakness of the pelvic floor muscles and descending of the pelvic floor organs (uterus) - this is why the condition is most common among middle-aged to elderly women (women account for 85% of all reported conditions*).

It is often accounted to chronic abdominal straining (notable in pregnancy, constipation) and anal sex.

Frankie · 02-19-2006, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale

I see a prolapsed rectum in your future.

Or, your future in a prolapsed rectum!

Frankie · 02-19-2006, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale

Rectal prolapse normally describes a medical condition wherein the walls of the rectum protrude through the anus and hence become visible outside the body. There are three chief conditions which come under the title rectal prolapse:

* Full-thickness rectal prolapse describes the entire rectum protruding through the anus

* Mucosal prolapse describes only the rectal mucosa (not the entire wall) prolapsing

* Internal intussusception wherein the rectum collapses but does not exit the rectum

I've heard chikens blow-out like that. True?

ROYC75 · 02-19-2006, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale

Also, beware!
It is often accounted to anal sex.

We hear that experence is the best teacher...... are you speaking from experence ?

Never mind,we really don't need an answer.........

Hammock Parties · 02-19-2006, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ROYC75

We hear that experence is the best teacher...... are you speaking from experence ?

Never mind,we really don't need an answer.........

Nevertheless, I'm giving you one.

I copied that all verbatim from wikipedia. I have never had anal sex and am not interested in ever having it.

nomad · 02-19-2006, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Jones

I have a whole new appreciation for laying around and scratching my butt. Of course, I haven't pooped in 3 days and I'm getting a bit worried about that.

Must scratch harder....

chagrin · 02-19-2006, 04:20 PM

I suggest you go right out and rent Trainspotting, there's a nice little 2 or 3 minute bit describing in "solid" detail hwat you are about to experience.

Have fun

**Skip Towne** · 02-19-2006, 04:38 PM

I wish great pain upon you. You deserve it for making fun of a kindly older gentleman such as myself.

58-4ever · 02-19-2006, 04:45 PM

Jesus loves pie

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