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Old 12-25-2008, 05:42 PM  
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Don't do what I did.
For Christmas I got my wife a new wedding ring (replacing the ring she "lost" when we were split up) a robe, a wooden crucifix from Jerusalem, a back massager, a shirt and a painting of Venice. Problem is I gave her the ring after she performed in a musical 2 weeks ago (I re-preposed to her) and the other stuff was given early December (I came back from a 1 week trip to Texas cuz you can't get shit in Italy and she is snoopy so she would've found it)

Well, the problem was she didn't get to open anything today. And she didn't really talk to me at all!!! Ugh, all she got me was a Dbo jersey, a sweater, some pj pants and a German Beerstein.... How the **** could she be so pissy? My stuff was more expensive AND more sentimental......

Anyway, don't do what I did. Get her something to open ON CHRISTMAS!!!!

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Old 12-25-2008, 05:43 PM   #2
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Old 12-25-2008, 05:45 PM   #3
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You should have given her..........a dick in a box.
She would have just laughed at me as usual.... sad
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Old 12-25-2008, 05:46 PM   #4
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Old 12-25-2008, 05:47 PM   #5
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Old 12-25-2008, 05:52 PM   #6
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Old 12-25-2008, 06:05 PM   #7
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Old 12-25-2008, 06:17 PM   #8
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Old 12-25-2008, 06:57 PM   #9
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It seems like you can't make anybody happy no matter how much you try. Take my brother-in-law for example. He bought my sister a new car while she was away on vacation. He decided to surprise her by picking her up from the airport in the new car. What happens? She got pissed because she didn't like the color. My brother-in-law told her that he had chosen that color because it matched her hair color. She didn't talk to him for days.
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Old 12-25-2008, 07:55 PM   #10
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It seems like you can't make anybody happy no matter how much you try. Take my brother-in-law for example. He bought my sister a new car while she was away on vacation. He decided to surprise her by picking her up from the airport in the new car. What happens? She got pissed because she didn't like the color. My brother-in-law told her that he had chosen that color because it matched her hair color. She didn't talk to him for days.
Antifreeze (somebody was gonna do it).
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Old 12-25-2008, 08:30 PM   #11
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It seems like you can't make anybody happy no matter how much you try. Take my brother-in-law for example. He bought my sister a new car while she was away on vacation. He decided to surprise her by picking her up from the airport in the new car. What happens? She got pissed because she didn't like the color. My brother-in-law told her that he had chosen that color because it matched her hair color. She didn't talk to him for days.
Your sister is a b-i-t-c-h.
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Old 12-25-2008, 10:17 PM   #12
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Sounds like she is after your money if she's bitching about that. I'd launch her. I sent my chick to the minors for a while, and just took her back a few days ago. I don't even have a gift for her yet. I'm probably going to be in for a world of hurt
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Old 12-25-2008, 10:22 PM   #13
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For Christmas I got my wife a new wedding ring (replacing the ring she "lost" when we were split up) a robe, a wooden crucifix from Jerusalem, a back massager, a shirt and a painting of Venice. Problem is I gave her the ring after she performed in a musical 2 weeks ago (I re-preposed to her) and the other stuff was given early December (I came back from a 1 week trip to Texas cuz you can't get shit in Italy and she is snoopy so she would've found it)

Well, the problem was she didn't get to open anything today. And she didn't really talk to me at all!!! Ugh, all she got me was a Dbo jersey, a sweater, some pj pants and a German Beerstein.... How the **** could she be so pissy? My stuff was more expensive AND more sentimental......

Anyway, don't do what I did. Get her something to open ON CHRISTMAS!!!!

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Old 12-25-2008, 10:24 PM   #14
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It seems like you can't make anybody happy no matter how much you try. Take my brother-in-law for example. He bought my sister a new car while she was away on vacation. He decided to surprise her by picking her up from the airport in the new car. What happens? She got pissed because she didn't like the color. My brother-in-law told her that he had chosen that color because it matched her hair color. She didn't talk to him for days.
Should have made the bitch walk home, IMO.
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Old 12-25-2008, 10:25 PM   #15
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Like the old joke......

Buy her a pair of flip flops and a vibrator.

If she doesn't like the flip flops she can go **** herself.
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