Gunther's Press Conference

Warrior5 · 09-12-2000, 01:55 PM

Q: Do you give (QB) Elvis Grbac more decision-making in terms of the offense ?
CUNNINGHAM: "I think the greatest thing about Elvis is he's growing his beard and he competes. He competed as hard as I've seen a quarterback compete.

[b]A BEARD?[/b] Well thank God for that [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/tongue.gif[/img]

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wutamess · 09-12-2000, 01:58 PM

I wasn't quite sure if that was literal or figurative. And what the hell does it have to do with anything if it is literal. So he will look like Grizzly Adams... is that suppossed to make him more intimidating?

Gracie Dean · 09-12-2000, 01:59 PM

What he says --

Q: What has happened to your kicking game ?

CUNNINGHAM: "I used disappointing and frustrating. I would say that would be frustrating and not disappointing. I think they're both fine kickers.

What he means --

there's nothing else out there folks. Believe me, we've looked

DoktorSmith · 09-12-2000, 02:03 PM

Come on Gun, if you think Grbac is growing some nads...let him prove it and really open things up...

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Gracie Dean · 09-12-2000, 02:07 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Helvetica, verdana, ariel">quote:</font><HR> I know what I want and I'm having to be patient and it's difficult for me at times not to be able to throw the ball out of four wides or three wides with a tight end. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Grbac - wants a more open O.
Gun - says here he wants a more open O.

What is it? Is Raye the pounder? Is gun changing his story? Why the run, run, run?

stevieray · 09-12-2000, 02:15 PM

Dan Fouts here we come!!!!!

Now if Don Coryell could be coaxed out of retirement the formula for a potent offense would be complete.

Gonzalez would be Winslow.

Alexander/Morris/Lockett are Joiner/Jefferson and Chandler.

Richardson could emulate Muncie if he puts on the specs.

I can see it now!!!!!

broncosrule · 09-12-2000, 02:20 PM

Based on the way that he avoided answering just about every single question that was asked, I am guessing that he is preparing for a career in politics after he gets fired this year...

Gracie Dean · 09-12-2000, 02:21 PM

He did say he felt like the president last week.

stevieray · 09-12-2000, 02:25 PM

Well, Gunther better focus on gathering votes in the Southeast, Northwest, and Mideast because he won't be receiving too many votes from the Midwestern States.

redbrian · 09-12-2000, 02:25 PM

I've seen old ladies with beards...

Maybe he meant Elvis got his first pubes.

Kids, pubes are natural part of...never mind.

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redbrian · 09-12-2000, 02:34 PM

I laugh harder every time I read that quote! He names his 2 favorite things about Grbac, and one of those things is, "He's growing his beard"?! Too funny!

Stills: "Hey coach! What about me? I'm growing mutton chops!"

Gun: "Forget it, Gary. When you decide to go with the full beard, then we'll talk. Get back to the bench!"

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broncosrule · 09-12-2000, 02:36 PM

JC,

Why did he say that he felt like the President? Cause he sucks at his job? or did he just come back from a weekly penicillin injection?

**Bwana** · 09-12-2000, 02:38 PM

LOL...I'm with Clint on this one, I can't stop laughing about Gun's comments. Elvis is growing a beard and he competes. First off, what does that have to do with the question of giving him more decision-making? And second off, what does facial hair have to do with anything?? Or does this go back to Elvis' "maturing" and "developing"?

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Mike · 09-12-2000, 02:45 PM

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Traveller · 09-12-2000, 02:55 PM

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I found it interesting, especially the part where he quotes Gun's incoherent "stream-of-consciousness" babbles from his last press conference. I'm seriously worried about this guy's mental and physical health... ...and I don't find it surprising that his observations about Grbac are focused on facial hair.

09-12-2000, 01:58 PM	#2
wutamess MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Lee's Summit Casino cash: $5251637	I wasn't quite sure if that was literal or figurative. And what the hell does it have to do with anything if it is literal. So he will look like Grizzly Adams... is that suppossed to make him more intimidating?
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09-12-2000, 01:59 PM	#3
Gracie Dean MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	What he says -- Q: What has happened to your kicking game ? CUNNINGHAM: "I used disappointing and frustrating. I would say that would be frustrating and not disappointing. I think they're both fine kickers. What he means -- there's nothing else out there folks. Believe me, we've looked
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09-12-2000, 02:03 PM	#4
DoktorSmith Veteran Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $10004900	Come on Gun, if you think Grbac is growing some nads...let him prove it and really open things up... ------------------ joe "I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together!"
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09-12-2000, 02:07 PM	#5
Gracie Dean MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Helvetica, verdana, ariel">quote:</font><HR> I know what I want and I'm having to be patient and it's difficult for me at times not to be able to throw the ball out of four wides or three wides with a tight end. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Grbac - wants a more open O. Gun - says here he wants a more open O. What is it? Is Raye the pounder? Is gun changing his story? Why the run, run, run?
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09-12-2000, 02:15 PM	#6
stevieray best in the biz Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Under Pressure Casino cash: $2265273	Dan Fouts here we come!!!!! Now if Don Coryell could be coaxed out of retirement the formula for a potent offense would be complete. Gonzalez would be Winslow. Alexander/Morris/Lockett are Joiner/Jefferson and Chandler. Richardson could emulate Muncie if he puts on the specs. I can see it now!!!!!
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09-12-2000, 01:55 PM
Warrior5 Stram was Cav Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Chiefsplanet Casino cash: $9024010	Q: Do you give (QB) Elvis Grbac more decision-making in terms of the offense ? CUNNINGHAM: "I think the greatest thing about Elvis is he's growing his beard and he competes. He competed as hard as I've seen a quarterback compete. [b]A BEARD?[/b] Well thank God for that [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/tongue.gif[/img] [url="http://kcchiefs.com/latest/mainnews.asp?storyID=1676&cat=4&showLatest=yes"]Gunther[/url]
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09-12-2000, 02:20 PM	#7
broncosrule Starter Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Dallas,Texas,USA Casino cash: $10004900	Based on the way that he avoided answering just about every single question that was asked, I am guessing that he is preparing for a career in politics after he gets fired this year...
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09-12-2000, 02:21 PM	#8
Gracie Dean MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	He did say he felt like the president last week.
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09-12-2000, 02:25 PM	#9
stevieray best in the biz Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Under Pressure Casino cash: $2265273	Well, Gunther better focus on gathering votes in the Southeast, Northwest, and Mideast because he won't be receiving too many votes from the Midwestern States.
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09-12-2000, 02:25 PM	#10
redbrian Veteran Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Kansas City MO Casino cash: $10004900	I've seen old ladies with beards... Maybe he meant Elvis got his first pubes. Kids, pubes are natural part of...never mind. ------------------ This is my signature!! There are many like it but this one is mine!!
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09-12-2000, 02:34 PM	#11
redbrian Veteran Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Kansas City MO Casino cash: $10004900	I laugh harder every time I read that quote! He names his 2 favorite things about Grbac, and one of those things is, "He's growing his beard"?! Too funny! Stills: "Hey coach! What about me? I'm growing mutton chops!" Gun: "Forget it, Gary. When you decide to go with the full beard, then we'll talk. Get back to the bench!" ------------------ This is my signature!! There are many like it but this one is mine!!
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09-12-2000, 02:36 PM	#12
broncosrule Starter Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Dallas,Texas,USA Casino cash: $10004900	JC, Why did he say that he felt like the President? Cause he sucks at his job? or did he just come back from a weekly penicillin injection?
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09-12-2000, 02:38 PM	#13
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2139233647	LOL...I'm with Clint on this one, I can't stop laughing about Gun's comments. Elvis is growing a beard and he competes. First off, what does that have to do with the question of giving him more decision-making? And second off, what does facial hair have to do with anything?? Or does this go back to Elvis' "maturing" and "developing"? [This message has been edited by Smltheppl (edited 09-12-2000).]
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09-12-2000, 02:45 PM	#14
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