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View Poll Results: Where do you land?
The busiest urban center in the biggest, brightest urban area, e.g., Times Square or the Ginza. 3 11.11%
The center of some random large city, e.g., Athens or Mexico City 0 0%
The center of some large city in an out of the way spot, e.g., Sydney or Johannesburg 0 0%
The center of some large city in an undeveloped region, e.g., Lagos or Bangkok 0 0%
The outer edge of the biggest, brightest mega-urban area, e.g., New Jersey or Newport Beach 1 3.70%
The edge of some random large urban area, e.g., Versailles or Overland Park 1 3.70%
The edge of some large developed urban area in an out of the way place, e.g., Sydney burbs. 1 3.70%
The edge of some large urban area in an undeveloped place, e.g., outskirts of Pyongyang or Bogota 0 0%
Some moderate-sized city in a developed part of the world, e.g., Nashville or Liverpool 0 0%
Some moderate-sized city in an undeveloped part of the world, e.g., Bangui or Hanoi 0 0%
Some city with unusual architecture, e.g., Cairo or Washington, D.C. 1 3.70%
A small community in a developed country, e.g., Montpelier or Bozeman 2 7.41%
A small community in an undeveloped region, e.g., Dongola (Sudan) or Iquitos (Peru) 1 3.70%
Some small farmhouse in a random rural location. 6 22.22%
Some completely uninhabited region, e.g., Antarctica or the Australian desert 5 18.52%
The ocean, to investigate whether there is an undersea civilization 0 0%
I would flee. That place is nothing but trouble. 6 22.22%
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Old 03-27-2005, 06:46 PM  
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Hypothetical: You're a starship commander...
You're the captain of the USS Jealriaseahr (named after your beloved 1,049th president), which is a 100-crew interstellar scout ship. Against the rules, you're having an inappropriate relationship with an enlisted navigation assistant in Deck 3, but that's a story for another time.

Your mission is to "explore new worlds and initiate contact with alien beings of lesser technological evolution."

During a tryst with Navigation Assistant LKJreak[ar]ar, your cries of "Faster! Faster!" were inadvertantly taken as an order to increase the speed of the ship. As a result, you find yourself in an uncharted star sector, where you are currently circling a terrestrial planet that the inhabitants call "Earth." You know that they're crude, but still powerful enough to blast a 100-crew ar3fjsioahtahrhr-class scout ship.

Where do you land?
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Old 03-27-2005, 06:51 PM   #2
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Old 03-27-2005, 06:51 PM   #3
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Old 03-27-2005, 06:53 PM   #4
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Old 03-27-2005, 06:55 PM   #5
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Old 03-27-2005, 06:58 PM   #6
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The first thing you do is have your second in command (that would be you in this case Rain Man) give the order to hang over the magnetic pole to avoid detection. Make it so, Number One.

Now before I can answer this question any further, I need to know the folllowing details.

Does the ship have weapons? If so, what kind?

Is the ship equipped with shields?

Does the ship have a cloaking device?

Does the ship have shuttle craft?

Do we have a matter/enegry converter device? (i.e. a transporter)

A captain has to know these things!

I'll be on Deck 3 .... errrr ... checking an airlock *nodnodnod* so let me know when you have some answers.
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Old 03-27-2005, 07:01 PM   #7
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Old 03-27-2005, 07:08 PM   #8
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The first thing you do is have your second in command (that would be you in this case Rain Man) give the order to hang over the magnetic pole to avoid detection. Make it so, Number One.

Now before I can answer this question any further, I need to know the folllowing details.

Does the ship have weapons? If so, what kind?

It has two small rijieafishas and one arkifnjieoanr. Certainly not enough to battle the earthlings with, but good for getting rid of a pesky ckjarihe.
Is the ship equipped with shields?

Only the carniohfuihahr. Good enough for most purposes.
Does the ship have a cloaking device?

Yes. It's an 3ioairhauigyuig.
Does the ship have shuttle craft?

Two kaljrljnvvakjhrs, if you dare to use them for anything other than carimeaing or fearasraseraae.
Do we have a matter/enegry converter device? (i.e. a transporter)

Just a mklahrioheafsioe. Only good for delivering pizzas.
A captain has to know these things!

I'll be on Deck 3 .... errrr ... checking an airlock *nodnodnod* so let me know when you have some answers.
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Old 03-27-2005, 07:11 PM   #9
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Old 03-27-2005, 10:37 PM   #10
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Old 03-27-2005, 10:40 PM   #11
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Old 03-27-2005, 10:43 PM   #12
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Old 03-27-2005, 10:48 PM   #13
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I'd make a quick flyby of Denver to destroy Invesco Field with a blast from the forward zisofsosdimflan banks before landing in the middle of the biggest populated area in the United States.

After initiating contact and absorbing as much Earth culture as possible we'd round up a few dozen Earth slaves to run the crlaoasdplam so we don't get hungry.

On our way out of earth orbit quick stops in Oakland and LA to obliterate any possible sites for Raider football with several well-placed volleys from the glimsofanzrashes. Last chore before leaving is to beam up John Elway so he can be violently anally probed for the rest of his life.
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Old 03-27-2005, 10:51 PM   #14
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You just gotta land on some farm, Men in Black style, and then take over the body of some hick.

That would be sweet, plus you get to drive around in that groovy pest removal truck.
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