Products that enhance laziness....

Captain Obvious · 06-20-2005, 01:32 AM

Hey all, I'm trying to complete an assignment and I need to obtain some examples of products that enhance laziness. Since I'm too lazy to do any extensive research, can anyone think of a few off the top of their heads?

Taco John · 06-20-2005, 01:34 AM

I'm guessing you already know about porn, being that you're Captain Obvious...

Captain Obvious · 06-20-2005, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Taco John

I'm guessing you already know about porn, being that you're Captain Obvious...

But then again, porn could be considered an exercise to many....

tk13 · 06-20-2005, 01:48 AM

Calculators.

**Bob Dole** · 06-20-2005, 01:51 AM

Captain Obvious · 06-20-2005, 01:58 AM

Thanks for the input so far, but I would really like to have some products that were recently released or are planned to be released in the last year.

For example, something that is being test marketed at gas stations are buttons that say Coke, or a certain candy bar or bag of chips, and it will be delivered to you while you are pumping gas. Meaning you don't have to walk inside to get these products.

Ultra Peanut · 06-20-2005, 03:33 AM

Mr Grimm · 06-20-2005, 03:59 AM

how about being able to do your grocery shopping online. i know the local hy-vee lets you put your order in, schedule a pick-up time, and go to the drive up lane. they put it in your trunk and take your payment.

you never even take off the bunny slippers.

RedDread · 06-20-2005, 04:21 AM

Two words:

Robotic Vacuums

trndobrd · 06-20-2005, 04:58 AM

Here's one...automatic papertowel dispensers. How frikken lazy do you have to be that you can't even pull out a paper towl from a dispenser?

Mile High Mania · 06-20-2005, 05:36 AM

Anything with a remote control... and I agree with the automatic paper towel dispenser.

teedubya · 06-20-2005, 06:25 AM

The Television is the most laziness inducing product of all time.

wasi · 06-20-2005, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by trndobrd

Here's one...automatic papertowel dispensers. How frikken lazy do you have to be that you can't even pull out a paper towl from a dispenser?

This isn't about laziness, it's about hygiene! Same for the automatic faucets and toilets.

**Bowser** · 06-20-2005, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Psicosis

Your winner is right there. The computer/internet has enhanced our (ok, my) laziness consdierably.

JimNasium · 06-20-2005, 07:34 AM

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Captain Obvious The Planet's Only Superhero Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: MO Casino cash: $8596472	Thanks for the input so far, but I would really like to have some products that were recently released or are planned to be released in the last year. For example, something that is being test marketed at gas stations are buttons that say Coke, or a certain candy bar or bag of chips, and it will be delivered to you while you are pumping gas. Meaning you don't have to walk inside to get these products.
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