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04-26-2005, 12:42 PM | #2 |
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04-26-2005, 12:47 PM | #3 |
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That was way too funny. I will be e-mailing it to a couple of friends, one of which is a government worker.
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04-26-2005, 12:51 PM | #4 |
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That's funnier than the government dog I ran into last week.
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04-26-2005, 12:57 PM | #5 |
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Here's what my dad told me a few weeks ago. See if I can remember it right. There was a man and his dog in the plane and the woman right by him was curious to see why the dog was in the plane. So she asks the man, "Excuse me sir, but why is that dog in the plane?" The man replied, "Oh, this is a sniffing dog." "Sniffing dog?" the woman said. "Yeah, watch. Buddy. Sniff!" the man said. So the dog sniffed at the general area where they were sitting, and he came back to the man, raises his right paw. "What does that mean?" the woman said. The man said "Well, he found someone who has crack cocaine. Don't worry, we'll get him. The man said "Buddy. Sniff!" So the dog went to the front of the plane, and came back, and raises his left paw. "What does that mean?" the woman said. "Oh, someone up there has marijuana. But don't you worry, we'll go get him." Finally the man said "Buddy, sniff!" So the dog went clear in the back of the plane, came back crapping all over the floor at the plane. "What does that mean?" the woman said. "Oh, someone got a bomb in the plane. But don't you worry, we'll go get him."
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