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View Poll Results: Which of these describes you?
I care a whole lot about my yard 15 22.73%
I drive a really old car that’s in perfect condition 8 12.12%
I drive very slowly 6 9.09%
I eat dinner at 5:30 p.m. or earlier 7 10.61%
I get confused a lot 19 28.79%
I get up before 6:00 a.m. 14 21.21%
I goose young women because they don’t know how to react to someone my age. 4 6.06%
I grouse a lot about the old days 25 37.88%
I have bad posture and/or a hump 8 12.12%
I have weird skin spots or growths that I don’t even think about any more. 6 9.09%
I like to talk about how the country is really going down the tubes 27 40.91%
I make comments about pretty celebrities who are now way past their prime 11 16.67%
I miss two or more candy bars or other packaged foods that aren’t made any more 16 24.24%
I regularly complain about the way teens and 20somethings dress 27 40.91%
I regularly marvel about how much things cost now compared to when I were young 20 30.30%
I say “what?” a lot after people talk 26 39.39%
I take out my teeth to clean them in casual social situations 3 4.55%
I talk to people in their teens or 20s, and they just say “uh-huh” and then ignore me. 9 13.64%
I tell stories that take forever because I talk really slowly 6 9.09%
I think it’s okay to wear shorts with black dress socks 5 7.58%
I think that there are women in their 50s in my neighborhood who are pretty darn hot. 13 19.70%
I wear pants where the waistband is more then 2 inches above my belly button 2 3.03%
I worry a lot about obtuse things like the prime rate 6 9.09%
I would take kids’ baseballs if they roll into the yard 8 12.12%
I’m frequently crotchety 16 24.24%
I’m really short 4 6.06%
I exhibit none of the above qualities. 16 24.24%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 66. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 01-12-2006, 03:41 PM  
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How close are you to being an old man?
Please answer the above poll as a quiz. Give yourself one point for each behavior you currently exhibit.


If you score:


0 to 6 points - You're a teenager, either physically or at heart.
7 to 12 points - You're an adult, but you're not in danger of being old...yet.
13 to 18 points - You're old, but you're still fighting it.
19 or more points - You're old, and you know it.
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Old 01-12-2006, 03:43 PM   #2
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Old 01-12-2006, 03:43 PM   #3
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Old 01-12-2006, 03:45 PM   #4
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I thought this is what the whole age thing was for
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Old 01-12-2006, 03:47 PM   #5
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Old 01-12-2006, 03:53 PM   #6
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Old 01-12-2006, 03:55 PM   #7
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Old 01-12-2006, 03:57 PM   #8
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Old 01-12-2006, 03:57 PM   #9
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Old 01-12-2006, 03:58 PM   #10
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Old 01-12-2006, 03:59 PM   #11
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Old 01-12-2006, 04:00 PM   #12
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Old 01-12-2006, 04:00 PM   #13
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Old 01-12-2006, 04:00 PM   #14
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Old 01-12-2006, 04:04 PM   #15
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